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Shrek 2 has the best climax ever.

    I watched that scene, I Need a Hero recently. Jesus Christ, what perfection. I don't know what exactly it was, but that whole scene was like nothing I have ever seen in an movie before. It was far fetched but in a good way. The powerful voice of the Fairy Godmother, whenever she roars "Hit It!", the start of one of the best scenes ever to grace movies. The transitions between Shrek and the huge gingerbread making their way to the castle and the Fairy Godmother singing was perfectly paced. A massive party inside the castle meanwhile the guards are doing their jobs to take down a huge piece of dough, Mongo screaming like a fucking dinosaur when he gets hit and starts kicking the gumdrop button back to them. The whole scene was well paced. It was fast, but balanced everything well. Amazing every single time.

    🀠 πŸ™‚ 🀜🎩 *tips fedora

      🀠 πŸ™‚ 🀜🎩 *tips fedora
      
      🀠 πŸ™ƒ *flips upside down and fedora falls off
      
      πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ 😢 *tries to flip back up but the smile won't flip so dissolves face
      
      😢😷 *puts on facemask to fit in with no mouth
      
      😷 😢 πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚ *gets ridiculed for having no mouth
      
      😢πŸ”ͺ😐🀐 *Cuts a hole in face with knife and puts zipper over it to heal
      
      πŸ˜πŸ‘¦πŸ‘¨πŸ‘΄ *face heals with growth
      
      πŸ‘΄πŸ’€ *dies
      
      🎩
      
      Like if you cried πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

      new top 10 n-words

        top ten n-words
        
        number 10. nett
        
        number 9. never
        
        number 8. not
        
        number 7. Norway
        
        number 6. noice
        
        number 5. niglet
        
        number 4. nose
        
        number 3. nutsack
        
        number 2. nice
        
        number 1. Nigeria
        
        honourable mension
        
        
        
        
        
        
        NIGGA

        Jack and Jill

          Jack and Jill went up the hillπŸ—»πŸž
          
          So Jack could lick her candy 🍭🍬
          
          πŸ…±οΈut Jack got a shockπŸ˜³πŸ™ŒπŸ’―
          
          And a mouthful of cockπŸ‘„πŸ’¦πŸ†
          
          Cause Jill’s real name is RπŸ…°οΈndy 😈

          I want to fuck mitochondria.

            I want to fuck mitochondria. I fantasize every night about pumping my throbbing dick into the warm, soft cristae of those sexy powerhouses. I want to feel the buzz of energy as the electrons orbit in the gravitational field of my massive cock. I want to feel the hot tightness of the mitochondrial membranes rubbing against my dick as I thrust it in and out of ATP synthases until I orgasm, washing the mitochondria with my cum like a tidal wave and mixing my own DNA with that of the mitochondria. Just thinking about it makes me want to explode with sexual energy.

            general grievous doe

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