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Hi guys! My name is Covid

    Hi guys! My name is Covid, I am a 19 year old female originally from China. I am looking to travel the world and smash any and everyone.... the older the better PM me!

    Attention –

      Attention - due to the increased risk of COVID-19 I will no longer be eating ass. I apologize for the inconvenience this may cause.

      Elsa from Frozen is one of the most unlikable, selfish, idiotic characters I have ever seen in a kids movie.

        I just finished watching Frozen 2 with my girlfriend at her request, and anything and everything Elsa touches turns to shit in this film. I could excuse the first time around. In the first movie she's just coming of age, she's just become a true ruling monarch, things are stressful. A lot happens at once and she's a young girl who has trouble communicating because she's been locked inside a room almost all her life. After the events of the first film, there ZERO EXCUSE for pulling the same shit in Frozen 2. I'm not gonna spoil anything in detail but she has zero character development whatsoever, pulling the same shit for the same self-serving reasons. She does not develop in any way whatsoever, in this movie or the one before it. Because, you know, the core character and the face of a Disney franchise should let kids know that not even TRYING to communicate your feelings, only thinking of yourself and making absolutely no effort to change toxic characteristics are things to be admired. She's Disney's own homemade version of Bojack fucking Horseman but at least Bojack knows he's a terrible, toxic person.

        ๐ŸŽถ doofenshmirtz evil incorporated ๐ŸŽถ

          Ah, Perry the Platypus, what a wonderful surprise! Now that you are trapped in this huge bat soup bowl, it is time to reveal my final creation. The Coofinator! Now you see, it all started when I was a little boy in the Hong Kong flu outbreak of 1969. The disease claimed a lot of lives and I thought to myself "this is not fair, it attracted a lot of attention but it is not even that contagious, why people help those ching chongs instead of their own darn people?!". Now with the power to spread coofona in the chingchong-state area, I will take my revenge on those chinese scumbags!

          Dear Mr. Gates

            Dear Mr. Gates
            
            Was that actually ur (your) son I met on Modern Warfare 2๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”? I believe his name is โ€œXxXSmokeDank420XxX.โ€ He said his dad is Bill Gates, and heโ€™ll get me ๐ŸšซbannedโŒ from Xbox Live๐Ÿ˜จ. He also said he engaged in intercourse with my mother๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•. Iโ€™m not sure if thatโ€™s true, but when I asked her about it โ”๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ฉโ“, she started crying๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ. Just want 2 (to) know if thatโ€™s ur (your) son.
            
            P.S. (postscript) Iโ€™ve met like 30 of ur (your) children๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ฆ on Xbox Live. u (you) must be laying mad pipe ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ in order to have spawned that many offspring๐Ÿคฐ. Honestly inhuman how much pussัƒ uโ€™ve (youโ€™ve) been pounding ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘. Keep up the good work!!๐Ÿ‘(Though I suggest u (you) should b (be) a little more careful โ›‘๐Ÿ˜ท 4 (for) now, with ๐Ÿบcoronavirus๐Ÿฆ  going around and everything๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’.) Stay safe and have a good day!
            
            Sincerely, Adrian :)
            
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