Yesterday I was looking browsing through Walmart on my mobility scooter(a Divine equipment). And I came across a model of a skeleton but something just seemed off about it then I realized what’s wrong. It had a almost uncanny resemblance to Ainz-sama. And something clicked inside of my mind. THAT BITCH, God has stolen the great and wonderful designs of Ainz-sama and made his own inferior copy. And guess what?!? He did not even credit the Great Maruyama at all for coming up with the designs of skeletons. And he thought he was so smart that he even traveled back in time before Overlord was made and made everyone believe that he was the creator of skeletons. But I, with my infinite intellect know far better who the original creator was. So I quickly grabbed some chicken tendies(a powerful regen item), honey mussy( another item that is used with the chicken tendies would boost its effects) and choccy milky( stamina and speed potion). And I casted a 8 th tier magic on my mobility scooter to speed it up. And I quickly drove my way to the nearest Church.
I confronted the priest asked him to tell God that I know where he got the ideas of skeletons from. And that he better credit Maruyama for his ideas. But he dared had the gall to call me INSaNE?!?? And that God invented it before Maruyama. I then tried to counter by saying God traveled back in time to make it seem like he made it first but that priest just dismissed me. Now thoroughly enraged and knowing priest is also involved in this. I know what I must do, I must defeat all enemies of Ainz-sama even god himself. I let out the Cry of Banshee dealing damage to everyone around me. The priest tried to push me, I laugh as how could a measly level 50 priest best I a level 500 pounds in strength. This where he made his fatal mistake by coming closer the priest entered the range of my Pestilence Aura a passive ability that does poison damage to those around me. When he took a breath he reeled back in horror at my power, saying, “You smell like absolute shit” or “I gonna be sick”. He tried desperately to cast holy magic to purify himself but he was too late. During that gap in time a managed to cast my super tier spell ( Steel Rampage) directly running him over with my mobility scooters Defeating him in a single move. The people around where stunned by my show of force and quickly retreated some calling for help. Satisfied with my victory. I Went on my way to my lair to try to comprehend the greatness of Ainz-sama.
But that was not be, it seemed that priest had some friends. Two high level beings called ‘police officers’ were trying to capture and punish me. I tried to defend my actions saying God dare to disgrace such a holy work like Overlord and I had to get revenge. But they had none of it, then something that makes by blood boil with rage till this day, one of them said…, “isn’t it that gay shit called anime?”. That is it… I felt nothing then a boiling ocean of rage washed over me. THeY DARE!??!??!? Call me a “fat retard”, “looser”, “pedophile”, “anime fag”, I can take that but I cannot let them show such disrespect to Overlord. I originally wanted to resolve this peacefully as I am someone with a gentle heart but I cannot them say such a thing and get away with it. I let out a war cry again casting ( Cry of Banshee) and expanded my Pestilence Aura by shitting myself. I reached into my pants and grabbed globs of toxic fireballs a 8 th rank spell. And started launching it at them one of them managed to dodge but the other wasn’t so lucky. As I hit him right in the face. He immediately fell to the floor screaming,”Oh god it fucking burns” or “it’s in my mouth”. The other one seeing his ally in such a state immediately called for help. Here I casted my super tier spell (Steel Rampage) but I made a fatal mistake. Some toxic fire balls got into the wheels of my mobility scooter and I slipped and fell out of it. Now without my divine item, my movement speed fell back down to almost zero and I layed on the hard pavement and realized I just lost.
The cops managed to arrest me but they needed a high level item called a forklift to capture me. And sent me to the world called Prison for a day where I was released because I was “ mentally retarded”. Now here I am in my coom cave sobbing. I have realized something, us Overlord fans are a oppressed group of people. God stole the hard work of Maruyama and when I seeked retribution I was met with a harsh slap. We will be silenced no longer!!!!!!! We need to spread the mistreatment and oppression of Overlord fans. We will no longer be victims of society!!!!
