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Onision Meltdown

    Wow. Wooooooow. Wow. So you guys are SO INTO YOURSELVES, like you are so committed, so CENSORING INNOCENT PEOPLE, that you're just gonna go, and try to get my patreon deleted now. Oh you have an opinion of me, so you're just gonna try and, RUIN MY ENTIRE CAREER. REALLY? Is that what you're going to do? Oh I'm sorry, the FBI never showed up Oh I'm sorry, the cops are all about onion boy because it turns out didn't break a single LAW. So what do we do? "Oh well our opinions have been invalidated so many times of him that we're gonna disable his patreon." Wooow, wow you would really do that - YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT?! ... DRRRRGHHHH! YOU TRRRIIIEID TO DO THE FBI, DIDN'T WORK! YOU TRRRIIIIED TO DO THE POLICE! DIDN'T WORK! So instead, you resort to the paycheck. AND YOU GOT IT! YA GOT IT! All my patreons have been hrrng DELETED. Are you happy? NOW? Daugh! HRRRRRRRNNNGGG HRRRRNNHHGGGGH! Is this what you want, huh? You want a total - MELT DOWN?! Ya like - kombucha? I LOVE KOMBUCHA! Woo WOO WOOO WOOOOO OH MY PATREON, OH OOH OH MY PATREON'S BEEN DELETED OH OH - What am I gonna do, WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOOW? Ugh ackgh ackgh ackgh, ackgh ackgh. WOOOOW YOU DID THIS TO MEEE - ALL OF YOUUUUUUUU!
    wow. woOoOoOw. WOW. SO you guys are SO INTO yourselves, like, you are SO committed to CENSORING innocent people that you’re just gonna go and try to get my patreon DELETED now. oh, you have an OPINION of me, so you’re just gonna try and RUIN my entire career. REALLYmmmm
    WOW. Wow, so you guys are SO into yourselves, Like you are SO commited to CENCORING innocent people, that you're just gonna go and try to get my patreon deleted now. Oh you have an OPINION on me, so you're just gonna try and RUIN my entire career. REALLY? Is that what you're trying to do? Oh, I'm sorry. The FBI never showed up, Oh im SORRY. The cops are ALL ABOUT onion boy because TURNS OUT, DIDNT BREAK A SINGLE LAW. SO WHAT DO WE DO? OH WELL OUR OPINIONS have been invalidated SO many times, THAT WERE GONNA DISABLE HIS PATREON! WOW! wow, You would really do that- YOU WOUD REALLY DO THAT? ... THHHAUGHH!!! ..YOU T R Y TO DO THE FBI, DIDNT WORK! YOU T R I E D TO CALL THE POLICE, DIDNT WORK! ..So INSTEAD, you RESORT to the PAYCHECK.. and you GOT IT! YOU GOT IT!! ALL MY PATREONS HAVE BEEN D E L E T E D. ..Are you HAPPY?? NO!!! ..GNNAH!
    
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