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Once again, another L taken by the dyslexic community.

    Once again, another L taken by the dyslexic community. You know, I've actually dedicated the past 7 years of my life to specifically bullying people with dyslexia over the internet. I have built up a bulky catalogue over the years, storing each persons name, social medias, phone numbers, and occasionally even addresses so I can harass them at any point in time. I spend at least half of my day simply researching which people online have dyslexia, and because of my persistent work towards my cause, I have catalogued a total of 61,637 people (and growing by the second). It has gotten to the point of where I have partially automated the process by having several different bots sort through social media posts 24/7 and if my skillfully selected group of keywords bring in enough matches, that person will be added to the database. I am actually the main owner of the critically acclaimed (17 followers) Twitter account, "Dyslexics Taking L's", and have gained major traction on several tweets, with my most popular tweet reaching 50 likes and 1,285 quote retweets. And I've even put my Reddit community of r/DyslexicHate to good use, and have made my catalogue visible to all 88 members of the community so we can keep the online harassment at maximum efficiency. I have even put several of those people on paid wages to keep things moving more consistently. I have every dyslexic person on my list AUTO-BLOCKED on all platforms and I don't plan for that to change anytime soon either. Mark my words, I will eventually erase dyslexic people off the internet, and hopefully eventually the planet. Most of those internet NORMIES would take this as me being a crazy, insane, or unstable person, but at least I have a cause I'm putting myself towards, and I have the willpower to go all the way through with it.

Oh, and by the way, within the time of me typing this (which wasn't that long, as I am a keyboard wizard who can type at 133WPM and is number 1 ranked in TypeRacer), my catalogue has now grown to 61,899 people.