ok so this drunk dude sued me and then coffee guy took me in then this penguin lookin mofo installed an app on my phone and then i met this dude who liked ramen and then we infiltrated kamoshidas palace and we met a weird ass cat and this girl that the weird ass cat obsessed over and then fast forward to madarame we met his pupil who was gaslighting himself until he put on a fox costume and then fast forward to kaneshiro and your super hot sister needed help so we infiltrated kaneshiro's palace because if we didn't she would get raped and then we kicked kaneshiros ass and your sister (super hot) was very thankful then we went to hawaii and did fuck all and also on the last day i spent time alone with your super hot sister and then medjed happened we were contacted by best girl and then we infiltrated her palace and she was depressed and we helped her then she took down medjed by herself then we rehabilitated her then went to the beach (btw your sister is super hot) and then okumura was being a sussy baka uwu so we needed intel then the dumbass cat got pissed off and ran away with okumuras daughter then me and the gang (which includes your very hot sister who at this point is starting to open up to me) and then we reconciled and then haru joined us and okumura died lol then your sister (very hot) pretended to date me and then we started dating for real then she hacked into your computer and we infiltrated your palace but we were stressed so i had sex with her the day before then we went in and your shadow self was being a massive bitch so we kicked your ass and dont forget the part when me and your sister has passionate love making daily at this point because shes so hot and i love her and then we got ambushed by akechi and now were here