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Nobody fucks monkeys and people

    Nobody fucks monkeys and people, you idiot. You either fuck monkeys or you fuck people. That’s it. There’s no in-between. You’re not gonna get monkey pussy on Tuesday… and then be like, ”Well, let me call Charlene,” on Thursday. No. Once you fuck a monkey, that’s a firm decision. "I’m out of the human pussy game for good". It’s ridiculous. They act like monkeys are just as open as… waiting for people to fuck them, man. Monkeys don’t wanna be fucked by people. Think about it. Think about how hard it would be to catch a monkey… and fuck it. That’s ridiculous. That’s how it had to go down. You think you’re going to walk up to him in the woods… and bribe this n i g g a with fruits and bananas? "Hey, buddy, hey. There you go, buddy, yeah. There you go, your big bright red ass. This big bright red booty". Do you know how strong a monkey is? It would rip your dick off like a celery stalk. Throw that shit in the tall grass, to never be seen again. ”Hey, dog, we’re gonna go to the club, pick up some girls, you trying to roll?” ”No, man, I’m cool. I’m gonna stay home, chill with my monkey. You know how long it took me to train this monkey… to suck my dick… without peeling it? Last night, Chimp-chimp jerked me off with his feet". "N i g g a, only a monkey can show you that kind of love and tenderness. So you all keep fucking these people if you want, n i g g a s. No, it’s monkey pussy for me. I’m hooking up with an orangutan next week. Cause all I fuck is chimps and orangutans.”