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byu/TheRogueTemplar from discussion
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No. Big A would've avoided the whole Nick Shirley discourse if chat were there to tell him it was poor journalism. YouTube frogs don't understand how important us chatters are for maintaining the sanctity of the clips. We're like the sauce to Big A's cheese. Sure, you can have a sauceless pizza, but it's just not the same without it. You could even argue that it's not pizza at all.
Now, you might be wondering why I used a pizza analogy instead of a glizzy one, which would be a lot more topical. Well, the answer is that Big A Clips viewers don't care about glizzies. They don't care about coffee or S3K. They don't even care about bloons. All they care about is politics slop, which is why they want to cut us chatters out of the equation. They're heathens who don't understand our glizzy culture. They love the house built by glizzy hands, yet hate that glizzy hands watches House.
The tyrannous Aedish has already forced Big A to step away from his community to appease the clips viewers, and now they want to strip away the last bastion of glizzy jokes so that they don't have to be reminded of where all of this started. They hate seeing a bald joke fly by in chat. They hate seeing a glizzy, or a coffee cow, or cow forbid a spoontrioc mention amidst the mountains of slop. They carry hate in their hearts and want every last remnant of us burned to the ground. They're so deluded that they don't even recognize the Lulw Master. These are the types of people that think Big A is better without his chat.
The ironic thing is that once they succeed, if they succeed, it won't be long before they realize that sauceless pizza is lame as fuck. But by that point it'll be too late, as they've already thrown out the sauce, and they won't know how to ask for a delicious glizzy and a warm cup of coffee instead.
TLDR: glizzy good, chat good, clips bad