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New Year 2023

    ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽ† F๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธPPY NEW YEAR๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰ my beloved SLOREโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ˜˜ 2022 was Long and Hard ๐Ÿ†โœŠ๐Ÿ˜” We Laughed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ We Cried ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ We Coughedโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿคง This year ๐Ÿ“† the sequel ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ’ƒ to COVAGINA-69 ๐Ÿฆ  dropped (called omiCROTCH)โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ˜ฉ The eCOCKnomy ๐Ÿค‘ got really INFLATED (kinky)โ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ˜ผ and Queef Elizabussy ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ Death Dropped ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ‘ right outta SUCKINGHAM ๐Ÿ”ฅ PALACE (OKURRRR)โ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’‚ Butt DICKcember ๐Ÿ†โ›„๏ธโ„๏ธ๐ŸŽ… is OVERโ€ผ๏ธ Twenty-CUNTY-Three 2๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธ2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ ๐Ÿ—“๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฅ has ๐Ÿ’ฆโฌ‡๏ธ C U M ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠโฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ and its time โฐ 2 commit ๐Ÿ‘Š some Auld Lang SINโ€ผ๏ธ ๐ŸŽผ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿค‘ Get out the Party P๐Ÿ…พ๏ธppers โฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐ŸŽ‰ cuz at the stroke ๐Ÿ†โœŠ๐Ÿ˜ฉ of twelve oโ€™C๐Ÿ…พ๏ธCK ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ•ฐ BALLS โšช๏ธโšซ๏ธโœจ r gonna DROP โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ chamPUSSY ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ is gonna POP ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ซ and CUMfetti ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰ is gonna RAIN ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ all over u!!! ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ If u send this ๐Ÿ’Œ to 2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ beloved New Year Hoes ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ˜‰ Daddy New Year ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆwill give u his special Fireworks Show ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹ But if u DONTโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ Ur gonna get a Happy New YEAST INFECTION ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ‘Ž
    ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽ† FAPPY NEW YEAR!๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰ Twenty-CUNTY-Three ๐Ÿ—“๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฅ has C U M ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠโฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ and its time โฐ 2 commit ๐Ÿ‘Š sum Auld Lang SINโ€ผ๏ธ ๐ŸŽผ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜œ Get out the Party Poppers โฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐ŸŽ‰ cuz @ 12 oโ€™C๐Ÿ…พ๏ธCK ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ•ฐ Balls โšช๏ธโšซ๏ธโœจ r gonna DROP โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ chamPUSSY ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ is gonna POP ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ซand CUMfetti๐ŸŽ‰ is gonna RAIN ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
    DICKCEMBER ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†โ„๏ธโ„๏ธ is nearly OVER ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ขโ€ฆ. but the NEW YEAR ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฅ has almost ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆCUM๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and you know ๐Ÿ˜ what that means ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.. its time for ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘… NEW ๐Ÿ†COCKS๐Ÿ† for TWENTY HORNY-THREE๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ all of the ๐Ÿ‘THOTS๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ™‹ are making it their ๐ŸŽ‰NEW YEARS๐ŸŽ‰ RESOLUTION to find ๐Ÿ‘…BIG DICKS๐Ÿ‘… to EXPLODE ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ some๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅFIREWORKS๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ .. and some ๐ŸŽŠBALLS๐ŸŽŠ to drop ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ in their ASS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ be prepared to get ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘FUCKED๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ at MIDNIGHT ๐Ÿ˜†๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒ™ on NEW COCKS ๐Ÿ†EVE when ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ASSUARY 1๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ cums๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ around๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘… SHARE THIS WITH ๐ŸŽ‰6โƒฃ9โƒฃ NEW YEAR HOES๐Ÿ˜‰ BEFORE ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ 2โƒฃ๐Ÿ’ฆ0โƒฃ๐Ÿ’ฆ2๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ’ฆ3๏ธโƒฃor you wonโ€™t be getting any ๐ŸŽ‰party poppers ๐ŸŽ‰ popped ๐Ÿ’ฅ inside u this ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†NEW DICKS DAY๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ
    3..2โ€ฆ1โ€ฆ.. ๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠNEW YEAR NEW DICK!!๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠHappy New Year you ๐Ÿ˜ˆFESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! ๐Ÿ˜ˆGet ready to POP THAT PUSSY ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘„after the CHAMPAGNE! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚CONFETTI๐ŸŽŠ ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆGet ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆlots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†and JUICY COOCHIES. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…The only place youโ€™ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆSend this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผor 2023 will be dry and dickless ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช
    ๐Ÿ‘…HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ๐Ÿ†
    
    ๐Ÿ‘ฏhey SlutS! ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’… Now that we got our yearly ๐ŸŽ FUCK ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผfrom good ole Saint DICK ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ itโ€™s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘… 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ was a LONGG ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and HARD ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ซ year.... we laughed๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ We cried ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘Ž We coughed ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคง we fucked GOOD๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป dick๐Ÿ† and ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ตBAD ๐Ÿ˜” dick, ๐Ÿ˜ซ BUTT ๐Ÿ‘ now letโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Celebrate ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŽ‰ and watch that ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†BIG ๐Ÿ‘… BALL ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ Drop ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„ on us! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ So spread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ those ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ legs ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ and count down โฌ‡๏ธ from ๐Ÿ”Ÿ until your man ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ pops ๐ŸŽ‰ his CORK ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ into that thirsty ๐Ÿ‘…thirsty ๐Ÿ‘… hole! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ Send this to 2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ COCK-BEGGING โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ for the next 3๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ Happy ๐Ÿฅณ New ๐Ÿฅณ REAR ๐Ÿ‘ SLUTS ๐Ÿพ Yes โœ… you heard ๐Ÿฆป๐Ÿป me right, itโ€™s time โฐ to book โœ๐Ÿป that BBL ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป and get that ass ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธlown the fuck up ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฝ and ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธlown the fuck out ๐Ÿ’ฆ Itโ€™s officially 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃand you know what that means 2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃboys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ to blow ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ 2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃhaters ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ to keep mad ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ 2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃsugar ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ daddies ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งto fuck and 2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃcrimes โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ to commit ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€โš–๏ธ ๐ŸŽ‡fireworks ๐ŸŽ† wonโ€™t โŒ be the only 1๏ธโƒฃ thing exploding ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ tonight so cover ๐Ÿ˜ท your eyes ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ and open ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™‰ your mouth ๐Ÿต ๐Ÿ‘„because weโ€™re ๐ŸŽฌ starting this 2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃyear with a ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ bang ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ so send ๐Ÿ“ฉ๐Ÿ“ฉ this to 2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃof your sexiest ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… little cum ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠguzzling ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ felons ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ and if you get 2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃback the ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ snow โ„๏ธโ„๏ธ fairy ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ will bless ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป your bag ๐Ÿ‘›๐Ÿ‘› if you get 1๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ back, youโ€™ll get away ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ with that ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš— hit and run โšฐ๏ธโšฐ๏ธ but if you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back, Iโ€™ll ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธpersonally ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ murder ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช you โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ now ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป drop ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ those ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€ balls โšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ in your ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ mouth ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„ and ๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿป guzzle ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ them ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ like ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚champagne ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพdays ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
    SLAPPY ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ’ซ NUDE ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ YEAR EVE ๐Ÿ™ˆโ—โ—โ—. I'm not ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธโŒ in Times Square๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ™ but I can DROPโฌ‡๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‡some BALLS ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘„โ—โ—. When the ClOCKโฐ๐Ÿ† STR0KES ๐Ÿ˜ MIDnight๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ซโ“โ“๐Ÿ‘€ Confetti๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ wont โŒ be the only thing ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜“BLASTING ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฅonto BYSTANDERS ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿšจโ— RING ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž in twenty thotty-three ๐Ÿ’ฏwith a gangBANG ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ†’๏ธโ—โ—