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ฐ๏ธPPY NEW YEAR๐๐๐ my beloved SLOREโผ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ 2022 was Long and Hard ๐โ๐ We Laughed ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ We Cried ๐ฅฒ๐ข๐ญ We Coughedโฆ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ท๐คง This year ๐ the sequel ๐คฉ๐ to COVAGINA-69 ๐ฆ dropped (called omiCROTCH)โฆ ๐ท๐ณ๐ฎ๐ฉ The eCOCKnomy ๐ค got really INFLATED (kinky)โฆ ๐ณ๐๐ผ and Queef Elizabussy ๐ธ๐ Death Dropped ๐คธ๐คช๐ right outta SUCKINGHAM ๐ฅ PALACE (OKURRRR)โผ๏ธ ๐ฐ๐ Butt DICKcember ๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐
is OVERโผ๏ธ Twenty-CUNTY-Three 2๏ธโฃ๐
พ๏ธ2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃ ๐๐๐ฅ has ๐ฆโฌ๏ธ C U M ๐๐โฌ๏ธ๐ and its time โฐ 2 commit ๐ some Auld Lang SINโผ๏ธ ๐ผ๐๐น๐๐ค Get out the Party P๐
พ๏ธppers โฃ๏ธ๐ผ๐ cuz at the stroke ๐โ๐ฉ of twelve oโC๐
พ๏ธCK ๐๐ฐ BALLS โช๏ธโซ๏ธโจ r gonna DROP โฌ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐ chamPUSSY ๐พ๐ is gonna POP ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ and CUMfetti ๐๐๐ is gonna RAIN ๐ฆ๐ฆ all over u!!! ๐ฆ๐คค๐๐๐ If u send this ๐ to 2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃ beloved New Year Hoes ๐ฅฐ๐ฏ๐ Daddy New Year ๐จ๐ป๐ป๐๐จโ๐ฆwill give u his special Fireworks Show ๐ณ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ But if u DONTโฆ. ๐ฐ Ur gonna get a Happy New YEAST INFECTION ๐คข๐๐๐คฎ๐
๐ฅ๐ FAPPY NEW YEAR!๐๐ Twenty-CUNTY-Three ๐๐๐ฅ has C U M ๐๐โฌ๏ธ๐ and its time โฐ 2 commit ๐ sum Auld Lang SINโผ๏ธ ๐ผ๐๐ Get out the Party Poppers โฃ๏ธ๐ผ๐ cuz @ 12 oโC๐
พ๏ธCK ๐๐ฐ Balls โช๏ธโซ๏ธโจ r gonna DROP โฌ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐ chamPUSSY ๐พ๐ is gonna POP ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซand CUMfetti๐ is gonna RAIN ๐ฆ๐ฆ
DICKCEMBER ๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ is nearly OVER ๐ข๐ขโฆ. but the NEW YEAR ๐๐ฅ has almost ๐ฆ๐ฆCUM๐ฆ๐ฆ and you know ๐ what that means ๐๐.. its time for ๐๐๐๐
NEW ๐COCKS๐ for TWENTY HORNY-THREE๐๐๐ all of the ๐THOTS๐๐๐๐ are making it their ๐NEW YEARS๐ RESOLUTION to find ๐
BIG DICKS๐
to EXPLODE ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ some๐ฅ๐ฅFIREWORKS๐ฆ๐ฆ .. and some ๐BALLS๐ to drop ๐๐ in their ASS ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ be prepared to get ๐๐FUCKED๐ฉ๐ฉ at MIDNIGHT ๐๐๐ on NEW COCKS ๐EVE when ๐๐ASSUARY 1๐๐ฆ๐ฆ cums๐ฆ๐ฆ around๐๐๐
SHARE THIS WITH ๐6โฃ9โฃ NEW YEAR HOES๐ BEFORE ๐ฉ๐ 2โฃ๐ฆ0โฃ๐ฆ2๏ธโฃ๐ฆ3๏ธโฃor you wonโt be getting any ๐party poppers ๐ popped ๐ฅ inside u this ๐๐๐๐NEW DICKS DAY๐๐๐๐
3..2โฆ1โฆ.. ๐
๐๐NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!๐
๐๐Happy New Year you ๐FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! ๐Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY ๐ฉ๐after the CHAMPAGNE! ๐พ๐พ๐พ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅCONFETTI๐ ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆGet ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆlots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, ๐๐and JUICY COOCHIES. ๐ฉ๐
The only place youโll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! ๐๐Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ค๐ฉ๐ผor 2023 will be dry and dickless ๐๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช
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HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ๐
๐ฏhey SlutS! ๐ฏ๐
Now that we got our yearly ๐ FUCK ๐๐ผfrom good ole Saint DICK ๐
๐พ itโs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!๐๐พ๐
2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ was a LONGG ๐๐ and HARD ๐โ๐ป๐ซ year.... we laughed๐๐๐๐ผ We cried ๐ข๐๐ We coughed ๐ฆ๐ค๐คง we fucked GOOD๐๐ป dick๐ and ๐ต๐ตBAD ๐ dick, ๐ซ BUTT ๐ now letโs ๐๐Celebrate ๐๐ and watch that ๐ฆ๐BIG ๐
BALL ๐๐๐ผ Drop ๐๐ on us! ๐๐ So spread ๐๐ฝ those ๐๐ฝ legs ๐๐ฝ and count down โฌ๏ธ from ๐ until your man ๐ช๐พ pops ๐ his CORK ๐พ๐พ into that thirsty ๐
thirsty ๐
hole! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ Send this to 2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃ COCK-BEGGING โ๐ป๐ WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ๐๐ฑ for the next 3๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ Happy ๐ฅณ New ๐ฅณ REAR ๐ SLUTS ๐พ Yes โ
you heard ๐ฆป๐ป me right, itโs time โฐ to book โ๐ป that BBL ๐๐ป and get that ass ๐ ๐
ฑ๏ธ ๐
ฑ๏ธ ๐
ฑ๏ธlown the fuck up ๐บ๐ฝ and ๐
ฑ๏ธlown the fuck out ๐ฆ Itโs officially 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃand you know what that means 2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃboys ๐ฆ๐ฆ to blow ๐ฆ๐ฆ 2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃhaters ๐ฉ๐ฉ to keep mad ๐บ๐บ 2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃsugar ๐ญ๐ญ daddies ๐จโ๐ง๐จโ๐งto fuck and 2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃcrimes โ ๏ธโ ๏ธ to commit ๐ฉ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐fireworks ๐ wonโt โ be the only 1๏ธโฃ thing exploding ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ tonight so cover ๐ท your eyes ๐๐ and open ๐๐ your mouth ๐ต ๐because weโre ๐ฌ starting this 2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃyear with a ๐๐๐ bang ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ so send ๐ฉ๐ฉ this to 2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃof your sexiest ๐
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little cum ๐๐guzzling ๐๐ felons ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ and if you get 2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃback the ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ snow โ๏ธโ๏ธ fairy ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ will bless ๐๐ป๐๐ป your bag ๐๐ if you get 1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ back, youโll get away ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ with that ๐๐ hit and run โฐ๏ธโฐ๏ธ but if you get 0๏ธโฃ back, Iโll ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธpersonally ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ murder ๐ช๐ช you โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ now ๐๐ป๐๐ป drop ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ those ๐๐ balls โฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธ in your ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ mouth ๐๐ and ๐คฑ๐ป๐คฑ๐ป guzzle ๐๐ them ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ like ๐ฅ๐ฅchampagne ๐พ๐พdays ๐๐๐
SLAPPY ๐๐ซ NUDE ๐ณ๐ YEAR EVE ๐โโโ. I'm not ๐
โโ๏ธโ in Times Square๐๐ but I can DROPโฌ๏ธ ๐some BALLS ๐๐โโ. When the ClOCKโฐ๐ STR0KES ๐ MIDnight๐ด๐ซโโ๐ Confetti๐๐ wont โ be the only thing ๐ค๐BLASTING ๐ฆ๐ฅonto BYSTANDERS ๐
๐จโ RING ๐๐ in twenty thotty-three ๐ฏwith a gangBANG ๐๐๏ธโโ