Parody of Showmaker’s K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Neuvilette from Genshin due to how absurdly strong he is.
As of July 2024, the copypasta has been updated to include the 1,600 primos given to players as apology for Neuvilette’s nerf that was reverted.
π² Neuvillette π₯Ά on-field carry π€40,000 HP πͺ 250% Crit Damage π€·ββοΈ Extra 36% CR from Marechaussee π¦ Unstoppable π« Penetrates shields π‘ Can self heal 𧱠Insane AOE π― Braindead single target βspin to win π can solo abyss π§ββοΈ versatile teams and F2P friendly πΊβ¦ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ Hoyo tried to nerf him gives everyone 1600 primos π€π€π€
Neuvilette ππ¦ 14,600 Base HP β€οΈοΈ 576 Base DEF π‘ 15% CA damage and 36 Free Crit Rate from Marechusse Hunter πΉ 38.4 Crit Damage from Ascensionβ¬οΈ 30% Free Hydro Damage from Talent 2 π€ΉββοΈ Self-healing π₯ CA hits multiple targets π₯ Interruption resist on CA π«Can freely aim CA π― No ER requirements π No setup needed β Skill cooldown only 12s β±