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Neuvilette πŸ‰πŸ’¦ 14,600 Base HP ❀️️ 576 Base DEF πŸ›‘ 15% CA damage

    Parody of Showmaker’s K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Neuvilette from Genshin due to how absurdly strong he is.

    As of July 2024, the copypasta has been updated to include the 1,600 primos given to players as apology for Neuvilette’s nerf that was reverted.

    🐲 Neuvillette πŸ₯Ά on-field carry πŸ‘€40,000 HP πŸ’ͺ 250% Crit Damage πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Extra 36% CR from Marechaussee πŸ’¦ Unstoppable 🚫 Penetrates shields πŸ›‘ Can self heal 🧱 Insane AOE 🐯 Braindead single target ☝spin to win πŸ• can solo abyss πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ versatile teams and F2P friendly πŸ‘Ίβ€¦ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ Hoyo tried to nerf him gives everyone 1600 primos πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ 
    Neuvilette πŸ‰πŸ’¦ 14,600 Base HP ❀️️ 576 Base DEF πŸ›‘ 15% CA damage and 36 Free Crit Rate from Marechusse Hunter 🏹 38.4 Crit Damage from Ascension⬆️ 30% Free Hydro Damage from Talent 2 πŸ€Ήβ€β™‚οΈ Self-healing πŸ₯ CA hits multiple targets πŸ‘₯ Interruption resist on CA 🚫Can freely aim CA 🎯 No ER requirements πŸ”‹ No setup needed ❌ Skill cooldown only 12s ⏱