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National Punch An Emo Kid In The Face Day

    Looks ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‰ like โ˜ƒ l'm ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚ gonna ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ have to ๐Ÿ’ฆ hit a โ˜ข Hollywood junkyard and dig โ› out ๐ŸŽฎ a ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ‘Œ Delorean to travel ๐Ÿ›ซ back to โžก June 6, โ“โ— 2006 for ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ“€ the ๐Ÿ’Œ National "Punch ๐Ÿ‘Š An โฌ… Emo โ˜นโ˜น Kid In The ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž Face" ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ณ Day. ๐ŸŒž I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฐ mean, ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ก I get the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ• fact ๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿ‘ฉ that ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ it ๐Ÿ˜ž no doubt ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ‘… has to suck ๐Ÿ˜œ being ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘ so ๐Ÿ‘ socially awkward that ๐Ÿ•ต you ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿค– had ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ…ฐ to pretend ๐Ÿ˜ข to be ๐Ÿ’€ depressed ๐Ÿ…ฑ just ๐Ÿป to โ›ช๐Ÿ˜ฑ fit in ๐Ÿ“ฅ with Majic The Gathering dorks addicted to ๐Ÿ’ฆ Lithium and โž• Adderal, who ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜‚ totally ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿšฅ duped you ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ‘€ into thinking that ๐ŸšŸ listening ๐Ÿ‘‚๐ŸŽง to My ๐Ÿ”Œ Chemical Bromance will ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜  help ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿšจ you score ๐Ÿ’ฏ with hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ chicks. ๐Ÿ” And ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ”Ÿ don't ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ try ๐Ÿ˜ lying ๐Ÿคฅ to ๐Ÿ’ฆโš  kick it ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ homeboy. All ๐Ÿท the ๐Ÿ”ฅ scene sluts โ€ผ who ๐Ÿ‘€ weren't lesbians ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฒ or morbidity obese, were scooped up โ™€ by Chaos Punx, Bootboys, and ๐Ÿ•ฐ๐Ÿ‘ Skinheads. That's ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ the ๐Ÿ‘จ cold hard ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† truth. Anyways, my ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฏ point โฌ† is ๐Ÿ˜ฉ that ๐Ÿ†š just ๐Ÿ’ช because ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ“– you're ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ‘ not all ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ that โœ”๐ŸšŸ awesome on ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ’ฆ an intellectual level ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ”ป due ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ staying away ๐ŸŒช๐Ÿ’จ from ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚ people ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ˜‘ and Sunlight, that's truly ๐Ÿ” no excuse ๐Ÿšถ for ๐Ÿ† this complete ๐Ÿ’ฏโœ… lack of ๐Ÿ’ฅ basic communication ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ—ฃ during a ๐Ÿ‘ simple online ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ป business transaction.