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National Cheese Day

    Can you smell that??👃👃👃👃👃 ATTENTION ALL CHEESY WHORES 🤤🤤🤤🤤 Here's a THIRST TRAP🪤🪤🍑🧚‍♂️ you're gonna want to fall for 🪤🪤🪤 IT'S 🦅NATIONAL🇺🇸 🧀🧀🧀😋 CHEESE DAY, bITCHES 🧀🧀🧀🐭💦🐀🐁🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 YOU KNOW IT AIN'T EASY😔😔 BEING CHEEZY🤓🤪🧀 open your hole🕳🕳 like a SWISS🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭 Emmentaler 🧀🕳🧀😳😫🥺 Do you have a FETISH for FETA? Does COLBY make you HORNY?😳 wheter u like it SOFT 🛏 or HARD🧱, DRY🌵 and SALTY 😈🧂🧀 or THICC🍑🍑🍖 STINKY👃👃 AND 😳 CREAMY🥛💦🥛💦🥛💦 remember to BEG for EXTRA CHEESE 🍕🍕🍕 PLEASE😍 In the next 6️⃣9️⃣ SECONDS 🕕🕘 SEND THIS 📲 to 🔟 of your STINKIEST CHEESIEST SLUTS 🤪🧀🧀👄😏🤑 If u get 🔟 back 🍑 your a FANCY GORGONZOLA😍🍄🍄🤤💦 Get 5️⃣🖐 back and ur a MELTY MOZZARELLA 😋🍕🍕💃 BUT IF U GET 0️⃣ BACK your a GROSS 🪱🪱🤢🤢CASSU MARTZU 🦠🪱🤢🤮🤮 and you're ILLEGAL🙅‍♀️⚖🏛 to CONSUME within the United States and the European Union as well as other territories.