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Nani the fuck copypasta but longer

    Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi'll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in political science, and watashi've been involved in iroirona shakuhachi tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in the Kamisato Art, and watashi is the top commissioner in all of Inazuma. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another Hillchurl. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with a deadly melody the likes of which has neber meen mimasu'd before on the Teyvat, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks that anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi in front of Ayaka? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of governors accross Teyvat, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu's the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You're fucking shinimashita'd, akachan. Watashi can be anywhere, anytime, and watashi can korosu anata in over nanahyaku ways, and that's just with watashino bare hands. Not only am watashi extensively trained in unarmed murder, but watashi have access to the entire arsenal of the Yasuhiro Commission and watashi will use it to its full extent to wipe anatano miserable ketsu off the face of Teyvat, you little manko. If only anata could have known what unholy houfuku anatano little "rikou" komento was about to bring down upon anata, maybe anata would have held anatano fucking tongue. But anata couldn't, anata didn't, and now anata are paying the price, you goddamn bakayarou. Watashi will shit moui all over anata and anata will drown in it. This is your death note, akachan: https://youtu.be/V-bGc_b5ys4