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My mom found cum on my bed

    magine not shooting it in the air and catching it in your mouth.
    So this morning when I woke up my mom pulled my sheets up and there was this small stain on my dark sheets. She pointed at it and said "you have any idea what this is?"
    
    I said "maybe it's butter?" because a couple days ago I was eating popcorn on my bed and I hoped that would be enough of an explanation for her.
    
    She said "it couldn't be because it's not oily. Listen, if you're going to do that, just clean up better or go to the bathroom"
    
    I'm so glad my mom understands and is ok with it :D (and just to clarify, she's ok with me doing that as long as I'm not watching anything, then she has a problem)
    
    Edit: i used a tissue but I came too much and the tissue wasn't enough so some of it rolled down the side of my hip