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My HoloEN fuckability thesis

    Least touch-depraved Sapling
    In this post I will lay out why Fauna is factually and objectively the most fuckable HoloEN member from both Myth and Council.
    
    1: Myth -
    
    - Calli: She probably has an ice cold vaginer and also she makes bad music she would probably try to
    
    rap at me instead of moaning
    
    - Kiara: She probably has a penis burningly hot vaginer and is wants to fuck Calli also she is probably
    
    sweaty and oily from working at a KFC all day
    
    - Gura: She looks 3 years old and probably smells like a fish market
    
    - Ame: A very worthy candidate, but she likes animals so much that she fucks a shark on a daily basis.
    
    Very cringe
    
    - Ina: is she even a girl i mean look at her che
    
    2: Council -
    
    - Kronii: She would probably just look in the mirror at herself fucking me and flex and talk about her abs the whole time, and also her girlfriend
    
    - Mumei: Would probably kill me if i tried to interact sexually with her or her girlfriend or her
    
    girlfriend's girlfriend who is just kronii's reflection
    
    - Sana and Bae: Austrian
    
    - IRyS: In love with an Austrian (unacceptable)
    
    
    in conclusion, uuuuu