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My friends told HBOX that I was sick, and he came to our hotel room

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    Hungrybox or HBOX is one of the top ten Melee players in the world every year since formal rankings began in 2013.

    I had a similar experience with HBOX. He's always been my favorite player, so me and the boys traveled to Florida to go to a local he was supposed to be at. I ended up coming down with tonsillitis so I couldn't make it. OR SO I THOUGHT. My friends told HBOX that I was sick, and he came to our hotel room and face fucked all the tonsil stones out of my throat so I could make the local. My fucking GOAT.