My long distance bf (18m) told me that I (18f) remind him of a reinsannce painting and that I was very pale and I told him I didn’t take that as a compliment and he said why not its “hot” and told me he was hard and that he wants me to be his mona lisa and he will paint me with his oils.
and then we started sexting and he said “does thou want me to cometh inside thy”
it didn’t stop there he went on to talk shakespearan for the rest of what felt like 2 hours saying things like “I want to breedeth thee”, “alloweth me to fondle thy plump bosoms” at one point he called me Elizabeth and told me to call him Henry VII of England… and wanted me to compliment him on how good of a monarch he is
I got really uncomfortable and expressed it to him and he got mad and said I killed the mood and he hopes I get the bubonic plague… we haven’t talked since
