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“Mr. Shapiro, what are your thoughts on women’s rights to have an abortion?”

    Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?"
    
    Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-"
    
    Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"
    
    Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"
    
    Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"
    
    Reporter: (silence)
    
    Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."
    
    (Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)
    
    "B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."
    
    Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-"
    
    (The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben)
    
    All: "And Bingo was his name-o!"
    
    (Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"