What the fuck did you just fucking say about Lance, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the hunter training academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Elder dragons, and I have over 300 confirmed hunts. I am trained in Rajang warfare and I'm the top lancer in the entire hunter research commission. You are nothing to me but just another Jaggi. I will wipe you the fuck out with guard the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Raphinos across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Bullfango. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred pokes, and that's just with my guard down. Not only am I extensively trained in mobile combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Palico gadgets and tail raiders and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the new world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.