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    Hey <insert name>๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ Yes, I have heard about <product/company> ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ I have researched it extensively! ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽ“I found out that <brand>โ„ข๏ธ is structured as a MLM/direct sales/network marketing company ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ“Š I also found out that almost 99% ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ of distributors don't actually make money ๐Ÿ’ฐ but lose money ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ. The company doesn't make its money by you selling their products but by you signing up to continuously buy their products under the guise of you owning a business ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ and needing to buy products yourself in order to grow your business and make money ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ that will never happen. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ
    
    They count on your upline to brainwash ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ›€you into believing that you are your own CEO ๐Ÿฅณ and to buy-in is the only way to achieve your dreams ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ They mislead you by telling you that it's easy to make extra money ๐Ÿ’ฒ from your phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ปin your spare time ๐Ÿ•‘ but if you fail to meet goals ๐Ÿ… it's your fault for not working ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ชhard enough and that most businesses lose money ๐Ÿ“‰ their first year or two and you just have to stick ๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ“with it when in reality they only want you to keep selling and recruiting so your upline can make tens of dollars ๐Ÿ’ธ extra per month ๐Ÿ—“ while the real CEOs steal your cash to buy their private planes ๐Ÿ›ซand yachts๐Ÿ›ณโš“
    
    So no ๐Ÿ›‘ ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿšฆ, i am not interested in your pyramid๐Ÿ”บ๏ธ scheme and hope that you will wake up โฐ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฌ to their predatory ๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ•ธ tactics. You can ignore ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š these facts but don't say I never warned โš ๏ธโ˜ขโ˜ฃ๐Ÿšซ you, hun! ๐ŸŒนโš˜
    
    Best of luck ๐Ÿ€and cheers! ๐Ÿฅ‚
    Open Hey hun๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ‘‹!
    Hey hun๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ‘‹! Did you know ๐Ÿง that lavender oil cures leukemia ๐Ÿ™Š? Itโ€™s the simple ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ and all-natural ๐ŸŒฑ ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŒทway to get out of that hospital bed ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿค’! Chemo ๐Ÿคฎ and bone marrow transplants ๐Ÿ˜ต are yucky ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž. Your doctor ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ will tell you that essential oils canโ€™t cure cancer ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค but what does he know ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ? Donโ€™t spend your money ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ต or time โฐ on that poison โ˜ ๏ธ ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ. For only $50 I can hook you up ๐Ÿ˜‰ with an amazing ๐Ÿ’… starter kit of essential oils ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜! Protect you ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ and your family๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ with this incredible offer ๐Ÿ™Œ!
    
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    Open Hey babe! โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹
    Hey babe! โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹ I've just come into some really ๐Ÿ’•great๐Ÿ’• opportunities with this amazing team of women, and since that opportunity is still available of course I thought of you ;) They're looking for hard working ladies๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ who want to empower each other by starting their own businesses! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ I know that sounds scary but just wait until you see the paycheck at the end of it ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ˜ You can be your ๐Ÿ‘own๐Ÿ‘boss๐Ÿ‘ and take control of YOUR finan- lol just kidding could you imagine
    Open Hey hun!! ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
    Hey hun!! ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ Itโ€™s been way too long ๐Ÿ“† since we last spoke! I was wondering ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญhave you ever heard of the โœŠ๐Ÿป Ku Klux Klan๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป? The Klan is a ๐Ÿ†’ super fun ๐Ÿคช and affordable ๐Ÿ’ธ way to feel superior to everyone of inferior races ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ! I just need FIVE 5๏ธโƒฃ more members ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ to hit goal ๐Ÿฅ…โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธfor this month! If you sign up ๐Ÿ“ today you get a lot of fun ๐Ÿ˜‹ perks! Youโ€™ll get a free white hood ๐Ÿ‘ป, a brand new torch ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ, a copy of Mein Kampf ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ“š, and a delusional sense of grandeur๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ! Hope to hear from you soon ๐Ÿ˜˜!!
    Open Hey queens ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’‹
    Hey queens ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’‹ did you know ๐Ÿ”โœ๏ธ that you can make 5 BILLION dollars ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒ from HOME ๐Ÿ˜ every MONTH โŒš๏ธ by simply joining MY team ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ and selling this AMAZING โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ product???? All you have to do ๐Ÿ‘„โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€ is ADD lots of people on facebook that you have ONE ๐Ÿ–• or TWO โœŒ๏ธ mutual friends with ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ or message people you havenโ€™t talked to in AT LEAST five โœ‹ years, saying ๐Ÿค  โ€œhey fatty!! Youโ€™re looking ugly as fuck since high school!! How you been, girl?!!!!!??!!! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• Do you want to buy my wraps, or my pills ๐ŸŒˆ you fuckin skank ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜œ?? Message me for more info ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ gross bitch!!! Xoxoxoxoโ€
    
    I LOVEEE my (3) pink Mercedes and I took my FAMILY of 38 PEOPLE to CANCUN not once, not twice, but THIRTEEN TIMES this past week ALONE!!!! I also literally cured myself of EIGHT different kinds of CANCER. THIS COULD BE YOU!!!!! BUY A STARTER KIT AT NO COST TO YOU EXCEPT $500 but also fuck off and stop messaging me about this kind of shit
    Open What's up guys
    What's up guys so a friend of mine [redacted] has introduced to this teeth whitening tooth paste. It's something that has shown results and if you're interested just know it has:
    
    ๐ŸšซNo bleaches ๐ŸšซNo peroxide, harsh chemicals, or sugars โœ”๏ธDentist recommended โœ”๏ธKids โค๏ธ it ๐Ÿ˜ŽAmazing for wine ๐Ÿท coffee โ˜•๏ธ and nicotine โœ”๏ธWhitens caps and veneers ๐Ÿค‘Way less ๐Ÿ’ฐ than whitening strips
    
    ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผor PM๐Ÿ“ฉ me to get yours with my big order going out this Saturdayโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ•บ
    Open Hey guys as a student
    Hey guys as a student, one thing Im really in need of is money ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ’ต . This experience has not only helped me with that but also helped form new relationshipsโœด๏ธโ™ฅ. Wow the power of social media!!!!๐Ÿ”ฅ with that being said:
    
    Looking to make some extra cash๐Ÿ’ฐ?
    
    โœ…no membership/start up fee โœ…free coaching/mentoring โœ…go at your own pace โœ…work from home and your phone
    
    Feel free to connect ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผor inbox me I would love to share this with you โ€ผ๏ธ
    Open Let's get something straight. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
    Let's get something straight. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ A pyramid scheme is illegal. STOP saying that hard working people in direct sales and multi-level marketing are in a pyramid scheme. ๐Ÿคฏ KNOW THE FACTS. You are talking about people that work hard to support their families, provide for themselves and offer wonderful products and services. ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ’ธ We don't get paid from the funds of our team members, THAT is illegal. Our corporate office pays our bonuses, overrides, incentives and we personally make money from our own sales. Stop shaming people that are making an honest living and doing life different from what YOU deem appropriate. ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ Open up that tiny mind just a bit. I'm so sick and tired of being shamed. ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿฅด ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿคฌ If you don't like folks in direct sales delete me. ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ Cause it's helped me spend more time with my family. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ˜ โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฝ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ธ