Meus amigos me sacanearam, colocaram 4 viagras no meu tic-tac, logo no meu primeiro dia trabalhando como salva-vidas numa piscina infantil. Tive a maior ereção da minha vida, logo depois eles me ligaram de palhaçadinha me contando dos viagras, eu fiquei putasso, por que tava no meio da criançada de pau duro e o bagulho n abaixava mais. Então, eu fu checar o pote pra ver se não tinha mais viagra nessa sacanagem, e tive uma surpresa: os 4 viagras ainda estavam lá.
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My friends made fun of me, put 4 Viagras in my tic-tac, right on my first day working as a lifeguard in a children's pool. I had the biggest erection of my life, right after they called me as a joke telling me about Viagras, I was pissed off, because I was in the middle of kids with hard cocks and the stuff wouldn't go down anymore. So, I went to check the jar to see if there was no more Viagra in that mess, and I had a surprise: the 4 Viagras were still there.