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Memorial Day ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

    Memorial Day ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ“…is here and you ๐Ÿ‘‰know what that means! Time ๐Ÿ•“ to remember ๐Ÿ™and ๐Ÿ’thank ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ‘all those brave ๐Ÿ’ชsoldiers who sacrificed ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ซtheir lives ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ปso we can be๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ free ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to suck๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘… any dick๐Ÿ†we want๐Ÿ˜!
    its ๐Ÿ˜ MEMORIAL ๐Ÿ™Œ day ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in memory ๐Ÿ™‰ of ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ deez nuts ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ they aint dead ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ i just love remembering them ๐Ÿ˜Žโค๏ธโœŠ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™Œ
    HEY ALL U LEGAL CITIZENS!!! Today is ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธMemorial Day!! You know what that means๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”??? Itโ€™s time to โ›ต๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ›ฅ๏ธSHIP๐Ÿ›ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿšขโ›ต over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ u like we FUCKED Osama Bin Goteem!!๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿ‘ณ Gotta get those star spangled cummiesโญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโญ!! After u and daddy FUCK ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ then itโ€™s time to ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–BBQ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–!!! Get ready for that SLAB O' MEAT๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ because it's ready to STRETCH THAT JAW๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰. Let those juices RUN๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ down your THROAT and over your CHIN๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค. STUFF that face๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ like you do for DADDY๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ and SWALLOW every last bit ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ don't forget the troops who ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ซFIGHT for our right to FUCK everything that is TIGHT๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†. SUCK๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ daddy's little PANTS SOLDIER to show your SUPPORT๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ and let him park it in your rear PORT ๐Ÿšขโ›ตsend this to 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your messiest MEAT eaters๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ†.If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back GET OUT of my country๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ! If u get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ur a TALIBAN FUCK GOAT๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ณ!!! If u get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back ur a LOADED ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ GUN of LUST๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ. If you get 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆIN UR FOX๐ŸฆŠ๐ŸฆŠ๐ŸฆŠHOLE TONIGHT!!!! 
    Itโ€™s ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธMemWHOREial Day๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ!!! A day to remember ๐Ÿค” all the hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ sluts and daddies๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆwho gave their livesโ˜  for our right to fuck๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป!!!! Sendโžก๏ธ this to your๐Ÿ”Ÿ most patriotic hos ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘ญ or get โŒnone of that uniformed ๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ† dick 2night! Get none ๐Ÿ™…back and you a sad ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ”ตblue skank. Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back and you a white โšช๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅhot slut ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ. Get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back and ๐Ÿ‘‡ you the red ๐Ÿ”ด hot ๐Ÿ”ฅhunty ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ!!!! Remember you star ๐ŸŒŸ spangled ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ sluts: it is your patriotic duty ๐Ÿ’ชto make those dicks ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ† rise๐Ÿ‘† like the flag ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ on Iwo Jima ๐Ÿ—ป!!!!
    Happy ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธMemorial Day๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ you ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ›COCKWORSHIPPING๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ› SLUTS ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ!!! This ๐Ÿ“…day๐Ÿ“… only ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒŠCUMS ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒŠ 1โƒฃonce1โƒฃ a year so make sure to HONOR๐Ÿ’ฏ and ๐Ÿ•‹๐Ÿ•‹WORSHIP๐Ÿ•‹๐Ÿ•‹ the servicemen๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฃ who DIED๐Ÿ’€ so you could ๐ŸŒชSUCK๐ŸŒช COCK๐Ÿ† on a daily basis! Whether they were sucking ๐ŸฅšEGGROLLS๐Ÿฅš in ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณVietnam๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ, ๐Ÿ‘…licking๐Ÿ‘… those ๐Ÿ’‡hairy BALLSโšฝ๐Ÿ‰โšพ in ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซAfghanistan๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ, or taking ๐ŸŒŠLOAD after LOAD๐ŸŒŠ from โœ‚๏ธ๐ŸšซUNCUT โ˜ญSOVIETโ˜ญ ๐Ÿ†๐ŸฅฉCOCK๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ†, they gave their lives so you can be the true whore you are in ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธFREEDOM๐Ÿ—ฝโ—โ— Get on your knees and open your ๐Ÿทpiggy๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ‘„mouth for a โš“SAILORโš“ ๐Ÿ“†TODAY! Send this to 3๏ธโƒฃ of your most patriotic whores and get a nice fat ๐Ÿ’ฆ cummy ๐Ÿ’ฆin your ๐Ÿ˜ฎthroat๐Ÿ˜ฎ. Send this to 5๏ธโƒฃ proud, red-๐Ÿ’‰blooded๐Ÿ’‰ Americans๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and get your patriotic ๐Ÿ‘ฆboy-pussy๐Ÿฑ  ๐Ÿ’ฃDEMOLISHED๐Ÿ’ฃ  by a ๐Ÿš‚train of Marines straight out of ๐Ÿ‘ขboot camp๐Ÿ‘ข. Send it to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ NFL-watching๐Ÿ‰, โœ๏ธGod-fearing ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธAmerican slutsโ›ช and have ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€โœˆ๏ธairman after airmanโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€ UNLOAD their HUGE ๐Ÿ’ฃmissiles๐Ÿ’ฃ into your ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธholesโ›ณ๐Ÿคช until you โ˜ ๏ธDIEโ˜ ๏ธ serving your ๐ŸŽ–๏ธCUNTRY๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ—
    They laid down their livesโ€ฆ SO YOU COULD SPREAD YOUR LEGS ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿคก๐ŸฆตHAPPY MEMWHOREIAL DAY YOU ANAL LOVING ARMED FORCES ADMIRERS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜ FIRE UP THOSE GRILLS ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ– AND WET DADDYโ€™S COCK ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ† WHETHER YOUโ€™RE SLUTTIN AT THE BEACH ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ–๏ธ OR BACK HOME IN BED ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ MAKE SURE TO TAKE IT ALL IN ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜œ SO PAY YOUR RESPECTS ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ™ BY GIVING IT UP FOR FREE ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅน NEXT TIME YOU SEE UNCLE SAM ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ”ดโšช๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต FIGHTING THOSE DIRTY CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ FROM RUSSIA ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บโš’๏ธ GIVE HIM A FIRM SHAKE โœŠ๐Ÿ† AND GET ON YOUR KNEES ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿ˜‰ SEND THIS TO 1๏ธโƒฃ8๏ธโƒฃ OF YOUR SAVORY SOLDIER SUPPORTERS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ซ OR YOUR BARBEQUE WILL GET NO ASS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ญ GET ๐Ÿ”Ÿ BACK AND YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO GET HON-HER ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช THE MOON LANDING WASNT REAL BUT WW2 WAS!!!!
    Happyโ€ผ๏ธMemorial Day ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ you SLUTTY SOLDIERS ๐Ÿช– New A$$ignments ๐Ÿ‘ CUMMIN from HEAD๐Ÿ„quarters. Get ready for a LOAD ๐Ÿผ of ๐ŸŽ– honorable discharge ๐ŸŽ– because your CUMMANDer in๐Ÿ’ฅQUEEF ๐Ÿ’ฅ orders you to get down on both knees and prepare yourself for a shower โ˜”๏ธ of red ๐Ÿ”ด white โšช๏ธ and SPLOOGE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… If DADDY ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆณ drill ๐Ÿ”จ sergeant sees any half masts today, heโ€™ll be sure you suffer from PTSD(ick) ๐Ÿค• So, do your duty ๐Ÿซก to your CUNTry and send this to 2๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ MOIST ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿชmidshipmen ๐Ÿฅต and COCK๐Ÿ† HUNGRY ๐Ÿ˜‹ cadets before Uncle Samโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป monster ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘บ SCHLONG gets hungry for a taste of freedom. If you donโ€™t get 5๏ธโƒฃ responses by 23:59 ๐Ÿ•• youโ€™re destined to shoot ๐Ÿ”ซ BLANKS โ˜”๏ธ forever โ™พ