Memorial Day ๐ฎ๐
is here and you ๐know what that means! Time ๐ to remember ๐and ๐thank ๐๐all those brave ๐ชsoldiers who sacrificed ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ซtheir lives ๐๐ปso we can be๐บ๐ธ free ๐บ๐ธ to suck๐๐
any dick๐we want๐!
its ๐ MEMORIAL ๐ day ๐บ๐ธ in memory ๐ of ๐ฏ๐ฆ deez nuts ๐๐ they aint dead ๐๐ i just love remembering them ๐โค๏ธโ๐ฏ๐ญ๐๐
HEY ALL U LEGAL CITIZENS!!! Today is ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธMemorial Day!! You know what that means๐ค๐ค๐ค??? Itโs time to โต๐ข๐ฅ๏ธSHIP๐ฅ๏ธ๐ขโต over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ u like we FUCKED Osama Bin Goteem!!๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ Gotta get those star spangled cummiesโญ๐บ๐ธโญ!! After u and daddy FUCK ๐ซ๐ฆ then itโs time to ๐๐BBQ๐๐!!! Get ready for that SLAB O' MEAT๐๐๐๐ because it's ready to STRETCH THAT JAW๐ฉ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐. Let those juices RUN๐๐ down your THROAT and over your CHIN๐คค๐คค. STUFF that face๐๐ like you do for DADDY๐๐ฉ and SWALLOW every last bit ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ don't forget the troops who ๐ซ๐๐ซFIGHT for our right to FUCK everything that is TIGHT๐๐๐๐. SUCK๐ญ๐ญ daddy's little PANTS SOLDIER to show your SUPPORT๐๐ and let him park it in your rear PORT ๐ขโตsend this to 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your messiest MEAT eaters๐๐๐๐.If you get 0๏ธโฃ back GET OUT of my country๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ! If u get 5๏ธโฃ back ur a TALIBAN FUCK GOAT๐๐๐ณ!!! If u get ๐ back ur a LOADED ๐๐
๐ฆ๐ฆ GUN of LUST๐ซ๐ซ. If you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED ๐ฑ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆIN UR FOX๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆHOLE TONIGHT!!!!
Itโs ๐บ๐ธMemWHOREial Day๐บ๐ธ!!! A day to remember ๐ค all the hot ๐ฅ sluts and daddies๐จ๐ป๐ฆwho gave their livesโ for our right to fuck๐๐๐ป!!!! Sendโก๏ธ this to your๐ most patriotic hos ๐บ๐ธ๐๐ญ or get โnone of that uniformed ๐๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ dick 2night! Get none ๐
back and you a sad ๐ฅ๐ตblue skank. Get 5๏ธโฃ back and you a white โช๏ธ๐ฅhot slut ๐๐ผ. Get ๐ back and ๐ you the red ๐ด hot ๐ฅhunty ๐ธ๐๐๐ฏ!!!! Remember you star ๐ spangled ๐บ๐ธ sluts: it is your patriotic duty ๐ชto make those dicks ๐ญ๐ rise๐ like the flag ๐บ๐ธ on Iwo Jima ๐ป!!!!
Happy ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ธ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ธMemorial Day๐๏ธ๐บ๐ธ๐๏ธ๐บ๐ธ you ๐๐ฅCOCKWORSHIPPING๐๐ฅ SLUTS ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ!!! This ๐
day๐
only ๐๐CUMS ๐๐ 1โฃonce1โฃ a year so make sure to HONOR๐ฏ and ๐๐WORSHIP๐๐ the servicemen๐ซ๐ฃ who DIED๐ so you could ๐ชSUCK๐ช COCK๐ on a daily basis! Whether they were sucking ๐ฅEGGROLLS๐ฅ in ๐ป๐ณVietnam๐ป๐ณ, ๐
licking๐
those ๐hairy BALLSโฝ๐โพ in ๐ฆ๐ซAfghanistan๐ฆ๐ซ, or taking ๐LOAD after LOAD๐ from โ๏ธ๐ซUNCUT โญSOVIETโญ ๐๐ฅฉCOCK๐ฅฉ๐, they gave their lives so you can be the true whore you are in ๐บ๐ธFREEDOM๐ฝโโ Get on your knees and open your ๐ทpiggy๐ ๐mouth for a โSAILORโ ๐TODAY! Send this to 3๏ธโฃ of your most patriotic whores and get a nice fat ๐ฆ cummy ๐ฆin your ๐ฎthroat๐ฎ. Send this to 5๏ธโฃ proud, red-๐blooded๐ Americans๐บ๐ธ and get your patriotic ๐ฆboy-pussy๐ฑ ๐ฃDEMOLISHED๐ฃ by a ๐train of Marines straight out of ๐ขboot camp๐ข. Send it to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ NFL-watching๐, โ๏ธGod-fearing ๐บ๐ธAmerican slutsโช and have ๐จโ๐โ๏ธairman after airmanโ๏ธ๐จโ๐ UNLOAD their HUGE ๐ฃmissiles๐ฃ into your ๐ณ๏ธholesโณ๐คช until you โ ๏ธDIEโ ๏ธ serving your ๐๏ธCUNTRY๐บ๐ธโ
They laid down their livesโฆ SO YOU COULD SPREAD YOUR LEGS ๐ฆต๐คก๐ฆตHAPPY MEMWHOREIAL DAY YOU ANAL LOVING ARMED FORCES ADMIRERS ๐บ๐ธ๐ FIRE UP THOSE GRILLS ๐ฅ๐ AND WET DADDYโS COCK ๐๐ WHETHER YOUโRE SLUTTIN AT THE BEACH ๐๐๏ธ OR BACK HOME IN BED ๐๐ MAKE SURE TO TAKE IT ALL IN ๐ซ๐ SO PAY YOUR RESPECTS ๐ต๐ BY GIVING IT UP FOR FREE ๐๐ฅน NEXT TIME YOU SEE UNCLE SAM ๐ฆ
๐ด๐ดโช๏ธ๐ต FIGHTING THOSE DIRTY CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐ฆ FROM RUSSIA ๐ท๐บโ๏ธ GIVE HIM A FIRM SHAKE โ๐ AND GET ON YOUR KNEES ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ SEND THIS TO 1๏ธโฃ8๏ธโฃ OF YOUR SAVORY SOLDIER SUPPORTERS ๐บ๐ธ๐ซ OR YOUR BARBEQUE WILL GET NO ASS ๐๐ญ GET ๐ BACK AND YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO GET HON-HER ๐๐คช THE MOON LANDING WASNT REAL BUT WW2 WAS!!!!
Happyโผ๏ธMemorial Day ๐บ๐ธ you SLUTTY SOLDIERS ๐ช New A$$ignments ๐ CUMMIN from HEAD๐quarters. Get ready for a LOAD ๐ผ of ๐ honorable discharge ๐ because your CUMMANDer in๐ฅQUEEF ๐ฅ orders you to get down on both knees and prepare yourself for a shower โ๏ธ of red ๐ด white โช๏ธ and SPLOOGE ๐ฆ๐
If DADDY ๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆณ drill ๐จ sergeant sees any half masts today, heโll be sure you suffer from PTSD(ick) ๐ค So, do your duty ๐ซก to your CUNTry and send this to 2๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ MOIST ๐ฆ๐ชmidshipmen ๐ฅต and COCK๐ HUNGRY ๐ cadets before Uncle Samโs ๐ด๐ป monster ๐น๐บ SCHLONG gets hungry for a taste of freedom. If you donโt get 5๏ธโฃ responses by 23:59 ๐ youโre destined to shoot ๐ซ BLANKS โ๏ธ forever โพ