Today 📅📅📅 is MAY DAY 👷❗️❗️👷 Most people 👥👥 are forced to work 🔨📞💻 for PROFIT 💲💹💹🏧 but I would work 🔨📞💻 for YOU 👦 👧 because YOU'RE MY COMRADE 💪👬👭💂❗️❗️ Send 📨📧 to 5 comrades who appreciate 😊👍 your LABOR 🔨🔧 or be EXPLOITED 💵💰🚨🚓 by the BOURGEOISIE 🚬🔫🔪💸💸💸❗️
HEY BAE 💋🥰ITS MAY DAY 🥵🌸🛠️today 🗓️we celebrate🎉🥳👏🏼 the return 🔄of FERTILE🪺🍆💦💦💦💦 spring🌸💐🌻🪷🪻 and look 👀ahead ➡️to the HOT 🥵🔥🔥🔥WET 😫💦💦💦SUMMER 😎☀️🍉👙🕶️🧴🧴💦but more importantly ‼️today 🗓️we celebrate🎉🥳👏🏼 WERKERS 💋🥵🛠️👏🏼👏🏼may day💋 is a WERKers 💕✨🥵holiday 🎉🎉we celebrate 🥳🥳those DIRTY COMMIES 😫🥵🔥🫦🔥🛠️who fought🤺🤺 for labor rights 💕🥳🔥🔥🔥and gave us 🤲🏼 8️⃣-hour WERK 💋💦days 🔥👏🏼so we don’t 🙂↔️🙂↔️have to CLOCK 🕰️ in at the BOOTS 👢💃🏻🔥🔥factory 💋😫 ALL SLAY LONG 🥵🫦🎉🎉💋💋💦💦✨✨‼️‼️and have no energy 😴😪😪to gag 💄💋🍆💦at the end 🎬so today 🗓️make sure 🙂↕️to SCROLL ON UR PHONE 📲📳🙂↕️✨✨💕💕HALFASS A TASK 🙂↕️🥳💃🏻🫦💦💦and SHIT ON COMPANY TIME🙂↕️💩🚽‼️‼️‼️ HAPPY BAE DAY MAY DAY🔥🔥💋💋💕💕‼️‼️🫦🫦✨✨✨🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
TWERKERS 👨💻👷of the world 🌍escape from your BONDAGE ⛓️🪢Today 📅📅📅 is MAY DAY 👷❗️❗️👷 Most people 👥👥 are forced to work 🔨📞💻 for BOSS DADDY who steals all the CUMMIES 💦 💲💹💹🏧 of their labor but I would work 🔨📞💻 for YOU 👦 👧 because YOU’RE MY CUMRADE 💪👬👭💂❗️❗️ TODAY is the day to JOIN your working clASS 🍑UNION 👭and fight for your right to the fruits 🍎 of your LABEWHORE 🔨. Send 📨📧 to 10 AnarcHO FEMENISTS 👯♀️who appreciate 😊👍 your LABOR 🔨🔧 or be EXPLOITED 💵💰🚨🚓 by the BOURGEOISIE 🚬🔫🔪💸💸💸 If you get 0️⃣ back you are a BOOT 👢 licking scab 🩹. If you get 5️⃣back you are a SEXY 🍆CUMMUNIST 🎅. If you get 🔟 back you are a BOMB BUSSY 💣 throwing ANARCHO-sHOcialist! ⚒️💣🍆
🎊 🥳 Happy May Day‼️ 🥳 🎊 aka International 🌎 WERKers 💅 Day 📆! Let's recognize 🏆🏅🙏 the HARD 💎 working 💪 🛠️ 🔥 people who keep our CUMunities 🫂🤝 running 🏃♀️. The 🤢 🤮 bosses 🙅♂️👎 want to SCREW us 🥺😭 but we won't 🚫 let it CUNTinue.👿BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR 💵 💰 I MAKE A DIME 🪙 THAT'S WHY I JERK IT 🍆✊ ON COMPANY TIME ⌚‼️🔥So whether 🫵 you 🫵are a CUMmunist 😳 a sociaLICKS 👅an anarKISSED 😘 or just an unfulFILLEd 💦 worker 🛠️ let's fly that red flag 🚩🌹🏴 of freeDOM and tell 🗣️ 🎙️ the 🤮 boss 😡 to GO FUCK HIMSELF 🖕🖕‼️ Send 💌 📬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 🔥👏🫶 work 👷👥 besties 🥰👯 who are THIRSTY 💦🤤 for a STRIKE ✋ 🍑 and say 🗣️📢 it's time ⌛⏰⏱️ to ORGYnize!! 😏🥴🤝
🫡 SolidarTIDDY forever ✊
HAPPY 😄😁 MAY 🐝📅 DAY 😩❤ you dirty filthy SLUTS!!!! Today 📆 is 👅😩 MAAAAAAAY POOOOLE day 🏻 aAaaahhhhh so ☠💯 let’s get 🍌 our ho 😘 ️jos some 👨 HOE-STICKS 😟 and dance around 🕥✈ the 🤔🌎 maypole until 🕛💦 we 👨🚟 POPP-L and PEE 🚰 on 👇 the 🏽 grass now 😡🕒 if 🏿 you 👈👆 be good 👍😇 little 👧😼 girls and ➕💰 boys 🏻 you can 😜💦 go pick some 💯 flowers 🌺🌺 to 💦🔧 give daddy 🍆🙈 tonight 😩😴 but 🙅 if 🅱👦 you ♂🙏 are a whorish SLUTTY 💦🍑 then 🔙 daddy will 👀🙈 beat 👊👊 YOURSELF 😏 until he bleeds 🤫on 💡💰 his 💦 tree 🍑 🌲 Send this to 10 other 🙌 slutty 💧 maidens if 👏 you get 5 back,you have 😒 rotten STINKING ass 🍑 pussy 🐱 and 🍇 will 😬 not find true 🍆🌈 love 😇 until death parts you 👈 from 👉💰 your ☝ shitty 💩💩 stank ass 🍑 pussy if 👏 if 👉 10 🔳 or 💁 more ➕ get 🙌 back? 😌 Then 🍆❓ your HOEJOS are 😂🏃 legendary! 💎💎 Get ♀😩 ready 😩😤 for 😏💥 some maypole action cause 😮 the ⬆👑 only thing ⛄👌 this 🎄♂ pole 😫😫 is 🙅 good 😂😌 for 😎 is fucking!! 👉