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    This video is brought to you by manscaped.com. When manscaping, you gotta use the right tools for the job, and trust me, your balls will thank you. I've actually been using Manscaped for months already. I own a couple of their products like The Lawn Mower™ 2.0 and their ball deodorant, because it's the only thing that has saved me from itchy balls. Manscaped was kind enough to send me their Perfect Package 3.0 kit, which includes their new and improved Lawn Mower™ 3.0 along with other liquid formulations for your manscaping routines. Their Lawn Mower™ 3.0 is the only water-resistant trimmer made with SkinSafe™ technology, helping you avoid the absolute suffering that comes from common grooming accidents. It even has its own charging dock for convenience and ease of use with a battery that lasts up to 90 minutes on a single charge. The package also includes their Crop Preserver™ ball deodorant and Crop Reviver™ ball toner, which I know sounds absolutely hilarious, but trust me, it works—I bought it myself. And to keep it super convenient, subscribers will get a new replacement blade refill delivered straight to their door every three months. And best of all, for a limited time, subscribers will get two free gifts: The Shed travel bag and Manscaped's anti-chafing boxer briefs. Click the link in the description below; you can get yourself 20% off your order plus two free gifts AND international shipping when you use code "BTMC" at manscaped.com.
    We need to talk about your balls. (pool balls clacking) Are they smooth, or covered in bits of annoying fluff? (blows) These are my balls. See how they glisten in the light? Your balls can be like these, but you got to use the right tools for the job.
    
    This? No.
    This? No!
    This? Only if that's what you're into.
    
    Balls are delicate, sensitive, easy to damage. Someone's taken a chunk out of that one. That's why I use The Lawn Mower 4.0. It's got SkinSafe Technology with a replaceable ceramic blade so you can trim with confidence. It's got an LED light so you can always see what you're doing. Lights please! And what's more, it's got a wireless charging system and it's waterproof. You can even drop it in your pint. (beer fizzing) You wouldn't want to drink it though. It's got pubes in it.
    
    The MANSCAPED Lawn Mower is trusted by over two million men worldwide. That's over four million balls. So why don't you join them and use the right tools for the job because when it comes to balls, you don't want to muck about. (pool balls clacking)
    
    Go to manscaped.com and check out the all new Lawn Mower 4.0 and receive free shipping.