AKA the Ma Deuce Mars copypasta, it came from 4chan and circlejerks the greatness of the M2 Browning machine gun. The pasta fantasizes it as the superior weapon by showing that its still used in space warfare.
>2066
>Stationed on Mars to quell a rebellion
>Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship.
>No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end.
>Get sent in to extract some wounded.
>Reach the evac zone and come under attack.
>Hoard of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers.
>Let loose a stream of bullets.
>The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machinegun.
>The wounded are loaded up and returned to base.
>Inspect MG afterwards.
>Thing was made in 1942.
>Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun.
>Scratch "Mars" on with a knife.
>2066
>Stationed on Mars to quell a rebellion
>Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship
.>No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end.
>Get sent in to extract some wounded.
>Reach the evac zone and come under attack.
>Hoard of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers.
>Let loose a stream of bullets.
>The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machinegun.
>The wounded are loaded up and returned to base.
>Inspect MG afterwards.
>Thing was made in 1942.
>Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun.
>Scratch "Olympus Mons" on with a knife.B-52
2243
flying bombing runs over Martian rebels in ancient B-52
plasma turbines screaming
notice something just below window
whoscratchedmyplane.gif
lean in for better look
”nam 1968, iraq 1991, russia 2023, moon 2097, ur(moms)anus 2162”
take out survival knife
“mars 2243”