Loli Ui! Ui! Ui! Uiiiiiiiwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! Ahhhhh... aa... a, aahhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Loli Ui Ui Uiiiaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Ahh sniff sniff! Sniff sniff! Fuu...haa...fuu...haa! Fuu...haa...fuu...haa! You smell so good...sniff sniff Nhaah! I wanna sniff sniff loli Shigure Ui-tan's short blond hair! Sniff sniff! Aaaa!! Wait, no! I wanna fluffy fluffy you! Fluffy-fluffy! Fluffy-fluffy! Fluffy-fluffy your hair! Scratchy scratchy fluffy-fluffy!...hug hug hugggs!! Ui-tan was cuuuutteeee! AaaAA!...AAA...AhAaAAAA!FaaAAAnnn!! I'm so glad you were born loli Ui-tan! AaAAAAA! Cute! Ui-tan! Cute! AhAAAA! You're cute when you're embarrassed...Noo00000!!! NyaaAAAAAAAN! GyaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! GahhhaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA! Illustrations are not real! Oh wait...but the virtual world is also...U i l s N o t R e a l? NyaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! UwaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA! GetchaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA!!! Noooooooo! HaaaaaaaaaaaAA AAAAAN! aaaaaaaaa!!!!!AAA...AhAǝAAAA!! Dammit! Fuck! I give up! I give up on the real...world...eh?! She's...? Ui-chan is looking at me through the stream? Ui-chan is looking at me through the monitor! Ui-chan is LOOKING at me! Loli Ui-chan is looking at me!! The Ui-chan on the screen is TALKING to me!!! Thank god...This world is not as bad as I thought! Yahhoooooooooooooo!!! Ui-chan is with me! I did it, Kenmochi!! I'm fine on my own!!!! Ah, loli Ui-chaaäääääääääääääaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaNnnn!!! AaaaaaaaNnnn!!! Noooooooo00000000000000000!!!! AhAnAAhAAnaAaaA!!!! AaAAaaaAAaaaa! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! UUUuuUUU!!! May my feelings reach Ui!! May my feelings reach loli Ui!
The original copypasta was for Louise