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Justin Trudeau resigns

    Ohhhh baby! πŸ†πŸ‘ Justin TRU-DO ME 😏😏 is getting ready to PASS the leadership baton πŸ³οΈπŸ‘‹ like he’s handing out those sweet maple syrup shots πŸπŸ§„πŸ’¦! After nearly a DECADE of PROMISING πŸŒπŸ’ major COCKmunity service, πŸ§”πŸ» he’s ready to STEP DOWN πŸ‘βš‘οΈ and let someone else feel that GOVERNMENT DICK πŸ˜πŸ’¦ until he gets replaced πŸ€­πŸ’¦πŸ˜œ! Who knew such a fine specimen πŸ‘”πŸ˜πŸ•ΆοΈ would just WANT to drop it LOW πŸ†πŸ’₯ for the new party leader πŸ“πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ? Time to stock up on those CHEEKY Canadian poutine fries 🍟🍁 because we’re about to have a REAL SLUTty political party πŸ‘πŸ₯³! Trudeau might be OUT, but his legacy of banging, CUMmies, and HILARIOUS cabinet meetings πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸšͺ will stay FRESH for a while πŸŒπŸ’•. Send this to 5️⃣ sexy CANADIANS πŸπŸ‘… because if you don’t, you’ll miss getting your Sunday DICK at the next PM party πŸ’¦πŸ·πŸ•ΊπŸ”₯! 
    Eh, all πŸ’― you 🍁 CUM-adians! Daddy πŸ₯΄ Tru-DOπŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ» ME isπŸ”₯ going πŸƒβž‘ DOWN πŸ‘… This πŸ‘πŸŒŽ PM was πŸ’― a real BM πŸ‘ β›½ but God πŸ˜‡ DAMN was πŸ‘ he πŸ† FOINE (despite, πŸ™… UK, the 🚨 black face 🚨 and general ✨ problematic vibes ✨) Thank πŸ€— you πŸ†πŸ˜ for πŸ”œπŸ˜£ your service πŸ₯΄πŸ«‘,πŸ† Prime MEATister TπŸ†! We πŸƒπŸ‘₯ will 🀀 all πŸ‘Œ suck πŸ˜œπŸ‘… down some 😩🍁 maple syrup πŸ‘…πŸ‘… in 😩 solidarity. Send πŸ“¦ this 🌈☝ to πŸ’¦πŸ˜˜ 5 sticky 🌊 maple syrup πŸ‘…πŸ― sluts or πŸ˜›πŸ€” your πŸ’²πŸ‘‰ economy will πŸ†πŸ’¦ be 😀➑ going down ⬇ just like πŸ‘πŸ˜„ Daddy πŸ’¦ T!