The original came from a Tweet by a football fan and is done as a joke similar to ‘I just smashed my 4K TV‘ copypasta.
CS2 (Knife price crash)
Just smashed my 32-inch monitor in rage. Valve embarrassed me and ruined my financials in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. I’m about to do something crazy…
Valorant (TenZ)
Just smashed my 84-inch TV in rage. This team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Fire TenZ immediately or my kids will not get dinner tomorrow.
Genshin
Just smashed my 84 inch TV in rage. This game is embarrassing me in front of my family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as i pace around my room trembling. I cant take this anymore. I am no longer a genshin fan. GOODBYE.