RIP 💀 to big 😳 JIMMY 🍆 CUMter 💦 who has been SLAYED 💀 ⚔️ at the RIPE 🍑 age 👴 of 💯 Never 🙅♂️ forgot 🤔 how he sacrificed 🫡 his PEE💦 NUTS🥜 to stay FAIR 👨⚖️ and EVEN ⚖️ while he RAN 🏃♂️ A TRAIN 🚆 in office 🏦 This OLD 👴 DADDY 👴🏼 was always ‼️ BRICKED 🍆 UP ⬆️ while ERECTING 🍆 💦 houses 🏡 for the NEEDY 🥺 🙏 While 🕘 he may 🤷♂️ have spent 🥵 the last few years 🗓️ pumping 🍆 💦 that sweet 🤤 HOSPICE 🏥 PUSSY 🍑 Don't 🚫 forget 🧠 how this FISCAL 💵 LEGEND 🤑 was able to PUMP 🍆 🥵 the economy 📈 back 🍑 in the day 🤤💦 He will always ❤️ be looked 👀 BACK 🍑 on as standing 🧍♂️ UP ⬆️ for the sexy 💅 PEOPLE 🫂 of our NATION 🇺🇸 So SPREAD 😳 those legs 👖👀 in honor 🫡 of SLICK 💦 Jimmy 🍆 and his NUTS 🥜 , let’s celebrate 🍾🍻 the life 🪦 of our COMMANDER 🇺🇸 IN QUEEF 🌬️ with 💯 whole years 📆 of NUT 💦 BUSTING 💦 GOOD 😋 SEX 🍆 CUM 💦 on and send ✉️ this to 🔟 of your NASTIEST🥵 👺 ✨CUMSTITUENTS 💦 🥳 or feel 😏 the WRATH 🔥 of ancient POTUSSY wisdom 🎩💦!
🚨BREAKING 🥜 FUCKING🚨 NEWS🚨: JIMMY 🛠️CARTER 👴🏼HAS 🌎OFFICIALLY ➡️ASCENDED ☁️ OUT 🌰 OF THE PEANUT-USSY ✨AFTER ⏳ 100 YEARS OF ABSOLUTE 🔥 BADASSERY 🎉 THIS MAN 🏠 BUILT 🛠️ MORE HOMES 🔨 THAN 🧱LEGO, WON 🕊️A NOBEL-USSY 🏆AND OUTLIVED 💀EVERYONE 🌟. NOW 👼🏻 HE'S IN HEAVEN'S ☁️ OVAL OFFICE 🛋️, ROASTING 🔥 NIXON 💀 WITH LINCOLN 🎩 AND PROBABLY TEACHING REAGAN HOW TO BE LESS OF A DICK ✋🏼SIPPING 🍹 SWEET TEA 🍑, AND DECORATING ✨ WITH RAINBOWS🌈. REST 🙏🏻 IN POWER 💪🏼, JIMMY 👑-HEAVEN'S 🏰NEW ICON 🌟LONG LIVE 🔥 THE CARTER-USSY💫🍑✨!
🎉💀Holy SHIT! 🍆💦 Happy RIP to JIMMY 😱 CUMter 🎈❤️ is no longer droppin’ it like it’s hot 🔥🔥 from the hospice 🛏️🍑 bed! While all them 🤔 young HOES 👩🦰🌷 are out there getting their LIBERTIES 🌈🎆 pumped, this OLD DADDY 👴🏼 is no longer INJECTING 🤖 his wisdom 💦 into them cozy sheets 🛏️🌙💤! Hope you’re ready 🍑 for that sweet HOSPICE PUSSY 🍌🍆, Jimmy! 🤤💦 The peanut FARMER is no longer pulling 💪🍆 that bouncy action 🌊💥! Don’t forget to hit ‘em with that OLD MAN HUSTLE 💨💀 while cloud surfing 🌥️ on LIFE SUPPORT! 💉🎈 Spread those legs 👖👀 because Jimmy no longer got the moves like JAGGER 💃🦵, let’s celebrate 🍾🍻 as he cums to the ETERNAL FUNERAL 🎭💀 with 100 whole years of BACK BREAKIN' 🍆👊 achievements! CUM on and send this to 100 of your NASTIEST ✨friends 🥳 or feel the WRATH 🔥 of ancient POTUSSY wisdom 🎩💦!
📣 BREAKING NEWS, BITCHES✨👀 Everyone’s🤗favorite🥰sexy🥵southern⬇️🤠demHOEcrat🤮🇺🇸Jimmy🍑Carter🗽 AKA our LONGEST👀😫THROBBING😤🔥 former presiDICK🍆🍆💦 has passed on to the 🤑🥺BIG🏘️ORGY💧IN THE ☁️🌈SKY🌟🌝
😈HOT☄️JIMMY👨❤️👨👨❤️👨also served our 🌮CUNTry🌭 as a 💋👄🫦SLUTTY👠 sailor🚢⚓️ getting 🚿🧼WET N WILD☔️😜 with the 🚣Navy🤸♂️👨💼 boys 🥵👅
⏰⏳Time to raise ⬆️☝️your 🪨🪨ROCK 🪖👷♂️HARD🧏 🥕🥕COCKS to 🫡🫡salute🫡🫡 and🏅honWHORE🥳 our fallen 🏈 presiDICK🍾🇺🇸🇺🇸
DIVA DOWN ‼️⚠️😵 RIP JIMMY CUMTER 😵💫💔, the OG 👴🍆 of the presidency 🇺🇸😏 who just turned 100 🎉🎂 and finally decided to STICK IT to life 🔥🍆💦 with a last HURRAH 💃💦! He was still SLEEPING around 🛌💥 until his last breath 🌬️🍑, proving you can STILL get it up 💪🍌 even at a HUNDY 💯🥳! Bye-bye, peanut farm 🍑🌿, time to enjoy THAT BIG COCK in the sky ☁️👆💦! Joe Biden can only DREAM of that kind of stamina 😴😏🧓! So let’s raise a glass 🍻🥂 to the CUMback king 👑🍆 of the South 🌞 and pray his SOUL 🎶 is CUMMING in peace 🙌💦, just like he always dreamed of with his FINE ASS 💃🏽🖤! SEND THIS to 10️⃣ friends, or you’re just gonna have to WAIT a whole century to score 🌌🔮💋!!!
😭🕊️REST IN PEACE‼️🪦🔔🙏 JIMMY FARTER👴🏻💨 PEE🟡NUT🥜FARMER👨🌾 Governor of WHOREGIA🍑👨💼 and 3️⃣9️⃣th presiCUNT🦅🇺🇸 has died💀😵 He was known for THE ⛺CAMP GAYVID accWHOREds🇪🇬🤝🇮🇱 Ceding 🫸the PANAMA CUNTNAL🏞️🇵🇦🚢 and FAGFLATION💸🔝📬Send this📮💌to 🔟 other CARTWHORES🥜💃💖 Get 0️⃣ back😵💫😣 and you'll be a ⛽GAS GUZZLING GEORGIAN🍑🚙 Get 5️⃣back😏😘and you're a MONDALE MONSTER🧟🪩 Get 🔟 back😜🤩and you're a 🎆✨🎇PEANUT PRINCESS👑👸🥜🌾
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 NEWS 🚨 JIMMY 🇺🇸 CARTER 👴 HAS 🌎 OFFICIALLY 👼 BUSTED👻 OUT ☁️ OF 🥜 THE PEANUTUSSY 👅 AFTER 💯 YEARS ⏳ OF CUMing😫THRU 💦 FOR THE AMERICUM 🥰🇺🇸 PEOPLE 👯♀️THIS 🏠 MAN 💪 BUILT ⚒️ MORE HOEmes 🔨 THAN BOB THE BUILDER 🦺, WON A NOBEL-USSY 🕊️ FOR HIS MASSIVE 🍆 BRAIN 🧠🤤, AND KEPT GOING 🐇 👊LIKE A JACKRABIT 🙀 OUTLIVING 💀 EVERYONE 🏆 NOW 😇 HE'S IN HEAVEN'S ✝️ OVAL 🍑 OFFICE 🤓, ROASTING 🔥 NIXONs DICK😎 WITH TWINKIN LINCOLNs 🍒 SKINNY HAIRY ASS🙌AND PROBABLY TEACHING 📚 REAGAN 😈 HOW TO BE 🐝 LESS 🛑 OF A DICK ⛔️ AND HOW TO SUCK😛DOWN JIMMYS SWEET TEA 🫖 💋SEND 💌THIS TO 5️⃣ OF UR BITCHES🧚♂️🧚♂️WITH THAT PRESIDENTIAL🫡PUSSY🫦AND PRESIDENT CARTERs 🇺🇸 GHOST 👻 will CUM 🥛 VISIT YOU 🫵 IN YOUR SLEEP 🛌 AND 💤 NUT 🥜 IN YOUR BUTT😌IGNORE🚫 THIS MESSAGE📪AND REAGAN👹WILL UNION BUST 💥 YOUR BALLS 🏈 UNTIL ALL THATS LEFT🙈ARE SCABS❤️🔥😳REST ⚰️ IN 🙏 PUSSY🧀OL 🦯 JIMMY C❗️