I went to elementary school with JD Vance, or JD Bowman as he was known then. He wet his bed until he was 13 and we all called him JP Soakman. That's the real reason he changed his name to JD Vance. But then we just called him JP Pants and he left our school. 
From an NBA copypasta specifically about Tyronn Lue ordering two different bowls of soup but has spread into other communities due to its bizarre nature.
No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated JD Vance. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and JD Vance ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup