By u/Nuker707, its the Eggman Announcement copypasta but changed to Sans from Undertale.
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANOUNCEMENT, SANS THE SKELETON IS A HOMEWRECKING FIEND!
HE JITTERBUGGED WITH MY GOSH DARN WIFE, THATS RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS BONEY CLACKING RECORD OUT AND HE JITTERBUGGED WITH MY WIFE AND HE SAID HIS RECORD WAS "uhuhuhu" AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING!
SO I AM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MONSTER.COM! SANS THE SKELETON YOU GOT A SMALL RECORD, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS BUTTERCUP EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY JITTERBUG LOOKS LIKE! THATS RIGHT BABY, ALL FUR, NO BONES, NO CLOPEN, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO EGGS AND A PICKLE!
HE JITTERBUGGED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA JITTERBUG HOMETOWN, THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER BUG!!
EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA JITTERBUG IN HOMETOWN, I'M GONNA GO LOWER, I'M BUGGING IN THE SHELTER!!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CAROL? I JITTERUGGED IN THE SHELTER YOU DUMMY!
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE JITTERBUG DRRROPRRRETS HIT DAMN HOMETOWN! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I JITTERBUG WITH YOU TOO!