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I’ve become so much like Cid Kagenou, it’s scary.

    Cid Kagenou
    I've become so much like Cid Kagenou, it's scary. I wear black coats, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say “I am atomic" (which means boom mf, in american.) I grew my hair out so I can appear as a background character and I absolutely care what people think so shut fuck up Alexia! I always leave an open wound, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am weak. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Alpha or Delta, both of whom remind me of Claire. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them burgers and insist on calling them Magu ronaldu. I just keep moving forward in the shadows, until my enemies are destroyed.

    Based on the original ‘I’ve become Eren Jaeger‘ copypasta