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It’s Morbin time!

    Morbin time FAQ
    It’s Morbin time!
    
    FAQ
    
    What does this mean?
    
    It’s time for Morbin.
    
    Why did I do this?
    
    There are several reasons I may deem you morbin-able to be worthy of being morbed. These include, but are not limited to:
    
    I am very Morby
    
    I see you being morbin-able
    
    You morbed me first
    
    Is Morbius THE movie of all time?
    
    Yes
    
    I don't believe I deserved to be morbed upon. Can you un-morb me?
    
    Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put morb-juice back into my morbenis. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me some thick morb-milk explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to fucking requests/comments within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of people gets morbed, and you are is likely no exception.
    
    How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
    
    Accept the reality that I stick my Morbenis into your morbussy and move on. But learn from this mistake. You were a mistake because I forgot to wear a morbondom whilst fucking your morb-hole. I will continue to morb your morbussy until you improve your conduct.
    
    Remember: morbing you who morbed me first is a right, not a privilege.