Started as a joke when Roblox was down for maintenance, the copypasta has been used for other games.
Roblox
It's been 5 hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 30 million bounty anymore in Blox Fruits. I can't play CB:R anymore, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my day streak at ASTD and Adopt Me. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Roblox back. Its been 20 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log into Roblox but the site was down. I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing with Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all my money on Roblox, I bought the Super Super Happy Face and bought a Valkyrie for my girlfriend CoolDjoleProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Roblox is very amazing and I can't lose it. Roblox is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In bloxburg, I was delivering pizza's, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushe then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates to Adopt me, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflaming0. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Brookhaven. after that we had our own child in Bloxburg on our rooftop named lazerlamps. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Roblox was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back... Steam
It's been 2 seconds since Steam being down. I think i'm losing my mind. My whole body aches and my limbs are trembling. I feel my bones breaking and i'm in a straight panic attack because i have to go see the scary outside world and the tall green grass. I feel my organs degenerate and i'm losing power. Please, Gabe, put your site back up. I'm dying and in endless eternal pain. I don't think i'm going to make it. How many years?…. Months even has it been without Steam? I still can’t comprehend my only reason of life has been stripped away from me, my body has gone into withdrawal, my hands are currently shaking as I am currently typing this. My brain has no purpose other than to fulfill the duty of buying hundreds of dollars worth of filler games. What do i do now? I see no purpose of life… There is no purpose of life. I am going to send one final message before I cease to exist. I’m feeling sick to my stomach, my body is sick, my legs are shaking. I’m about to throw up. This is a disease, a mental disorder and disease that has taken my life away, Hope you’re happy now… Gabe...Fortnite
It's been 5 hours without Fortnite, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Fortnite but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried. I am nothing without Fortnite, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Fortnite, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Fortnite is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 20 kills in un-filled squads. I can't play FFA box fights, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my weekly missions. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Fortnite back.Rainbow 6
It's been 1 minute without R6 , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto R6 but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I am nothing without R6, it is my life, it is my destiny, without R6, I wouldn't be able to do anything. R6 is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want R6 back Lost Ark
Its been 37 Hours without Lost Ark.. I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Lost ark but it was offline, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even got so depressed and thought about bad stuff. I am nothing without Lost ark... it is my life, it is my destiny, without Lost Ark, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Lost Ark is the best thing that exists and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Lost Ark I don't know what to do. Lost Ark can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Lost Ark is very amazing and I can't lose it. Lost Ark is my life, I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... MapleStory
Its been 10 hours without maple, I cannot stop shaking an I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up trying to login to maple but the game was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to work today I was so worried. Without maple I will not be able to do anything. Maple is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I CANNOT STOP CRYING AND I AM VERRY WORRIED. All of my joy has perished, my wife has also left with the kids.