🇺🇸 Calling all 🙌🏻 DEMOCRACY-LOVING📈DICK SUCKERS! 🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽🍆💦👅👅👅Today is ERECTION DAY 😮💯💁🏽♂️ so it’s time to fulfill✅ our CUNTstitutional right to 🇺🇸vote 🗳🗳for our smartest 🤓 & 👅 SLUTTIEST 😈 poliTITcians!🏛 😩😩👅👅💎👑 Whether you’re a RepubliCUNT 🐘 or DICKocrat🐴, the HOT 🔥 topics of this years 🗓ERECTIONS🌽 include how 😛 to sTiMuLaTe 👉🏼🐱👈🏼 the economy, 💉 impHOES 😂 taxes on the rich, 💸💸💸 and➡️ pASS 🩺🥼MeDICKare 👅 for All! 🏥 So FILL✒️ in ✍️those HOLES 🕳 then run 🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️ dat 😮 American 🇺🇸Ass 🍑🍑 on home 🏡to get your 🐱ballot box🐱 STUFFED💦💦 by Daddy all night long💞💞😍Send this to🔟 of your raunchiest💃🏻 registered 📝ratchets 🔥🍌or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅dicklaration🇺🇸🍆of independence!✍️If you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back you an🗓⚖️election ass💦🍑eater😩 if you get 🔥FIVE🔥 back, u castin big booty🍑🍑ballots, && if you get🍆TEN🍆back or more, you’ll be 🇷🇺🪆PUTIN office 🏛next year 😂😂😂😂
‼️ATTENTION‼️ 🗳 ALL YOU NASTY🍑 DEMOCRATIC FREAKS😈 READY TO GET HOT🔥 AND HEAVY💦 IN THE VOTING BOOTH😩 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FINGERED👊 BY DEMOCRACY🗳 AND RAM THAT 🖋PEN DEEP IN THOSE BUBBLES🗳 UNTIL YOU FILL UP ALL 👀THE RIGHT SPOTS👌💦 DON’T LET 💩TRUMP💩 OR HIS 🍂DUSTY🍂 FRIENDS👴 GET YOU OFF🔴 FROM YOUR CIVIC DUTY💥 GIVE 🐷 DONALD🍊 A HARD👏 BOOT🥾 RIGHT IN THE BALLOT BOX🗳 SHOVE ✊HIS CRAZY🍆 CONSPIRACY BULL💩 STRAIGHT OUT THE DOOR🚪 SO YOU CAN GET THAT 🇺🇸 DEMOCRACY 💦SPLASH💦 PUT ON 🔛 YOUR 👠 FILTHIEST💋 VOTER OUTFIT👚 AND HIT THOSE POLLS🗳 LIKE IT’S THE 🔥ELECTION-DAY FREAKFEST🔥 SEDUCE THAT BALLOT BOX UNTIL IT KNOWS YOUR 👅 WORTH💥 AND SEND THIS TO TEN 1️⃣0️⃣ VOTING💦 BADDIES🍭 TO SHOW YOU'RE 🗳HOT🔥 AND READY TO GET FILTHY🍑 FOR DEMOCRACY
Guess what 😯❓ It’s that time ⏰ of year 🇺🇸🗳️ where we’re putting those polls 📊 and holes 🍑 to the test 😏! I hope you’re all feeling the Erection Election 🤤🇺🇸 vibes HARD this season. You’ll be red, white, and whoo 🥵😫 just thinking about those electoral votes 🗳️ getting counted 👀 ONE by ONE 😩.
Send this to 🔟 of your favorite voters 🧑⚖️ because you know they’re all about that democracy dom 💪🤑. If you get 1️⃣ back 🤨😒 you and that voter 🥵 have to go on a bipartisan “meeting” 😏 in the closet 🕶️🇺🇸. If you get 3️⃣ back 👀 you’re getting your “ballots” stuffed 😳🍑 before the week’s out. 5️⃣? You’ll be swinging BOTH WAYS 🏳️🌈🚩 on that electoral map 😏. And if you get all 1️⃣0️⃣ back 🤯 you’re going to be the next Presidential THICCness 🔥💪 in no time.
Okay, my fellow sexy 😘 citizens, it’s time to VOTE, and remember: it’s not about the SIZE of the state 🍑…it’s about the NUMBER of votes 😏💯.
🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY🌭🗓️ 🖊️IN THE UNITED✨ SLAY-TES 🇺🇸⭐️ WILL YOU🫵🏼BE SERVING🫡💁🏻♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY🍑👅BY CASTING🎣 😩YOUR ✅VOTE 🗳️😏IN HER BALLOT📥 BOX👅👀 WILL SHE🫣GO BALLZ 😈🏉TO THE WALLZ 😼😮OR WILL SHE J 🧎🏼♀️🫦ON YOUR D 🫢🥵TILL YOU VANCE ✊🏼💦THIS NOVEMBER 5️⃣TH WE CELEBRATE 🍾OUR RIGHT 🤤TO STAR 🌠SPANK 👋🏼AND BANG 💥HER 🫨IN THE LAND 🏔️OF THE FREAK 😛🔥AND THE HOME 🏠OF THE GAYS 🏳️🌈 LIKE THE 🐱CUNTSTITUTION 📜SAYS IN 🕊️🙏🏼GOD WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼 SEND 📫➡️THIS TO ALL 🔄YOUR KAMALATOES🐫🦶 IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOURE A 💫🇺🇸NATIONAL TREASURE 🇺🇸👑IF YOU GET LESS ⬇️THAN 5️⃣ YOURE A 🤡😵DONALD FRUMP🎺👎🏼
HEY HEY 👋👋😆😆 it’s 🗳🏛🚨🇱🇷🇱🇷 ERECTION DAY!!! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅The POLES 📊are so close 😫😫 I’m EDGING on my seat 💦🥵
Will u SERVE 💅😘🏳️🌈 ur CIVIC BOOTY 🍑🗽 and DROP👇 ur 🍒👄🏀 BALL-OT🗳☑️ into 🙋🏽♀️Mommy KUMALA HAIR-ASS’s tight lil box??? 🗳😩🤤😻👍🇺🇸 Finally 🍊🤮DON-OLD DUMP 👎🎃 can be put in 🗝️⛓️ CHAINS ⛓️😩 JOE BI-DICK can go to bed 😴🛏️🥱 and our 📜🖋 CONSTITUTIONAL COOCHIES 🍑🌮 can RIDE 👏🏇 some 👏🔔 DEMOCRATIC 👏 DONG 🍆👏🤤🇲🇾🗽
Don’t be a 🤒😷 REPUBLICUNT 🤮👎🐘send this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ 🗽🦅LI🅱️ERAL LA🅱️IAS 🐴 if u want FREE-DICK to RING 😍😍 or else PROJECT 2069 IS GONNA TAKE AWAY 📜🚫 our RIGHTS 📃📝📝🚫🚷 AND OUR ROSE TOYS 🌹🫨📳😵💫😭❌😥😰😰
ALRIGHT JIZZY JAYS 😜😝💦it's election day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸and you know what that means? Time to whip out the long cock 🍆💦of patriotism and VOTE☑️🗳️. Mommyla 🐄and Zaddy Trump 🤪are sucking and fucking there way to the hearts 😍♥️😳 of America. Who's your choice? Zaddy wants to FIGHT for YOUR right to sloppy on that toppy🤤. And Mommyla advocates for ASS POUNDING fun 🍆💦for our juicy little patriots🇺🇸🇺🇸. I'm doing my patriotic duty and voting for my rights to licky on that dicky🥵🥵, who are you voting for?
ATTENTION ‼️‼️🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY 🌭🗓️🖊️IN THE UNITED🌟 SLAY-TES 🌟🇺🇸THE TIME ⏰HAS OFFICIALLY CUM💦 for Kamala’s COCONUTS🥥🌴 TO ELECT HER 🗳️🇺🇸AS OUR NEXT PRESI-CUNT 🥵OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸💦SO YOU BETTER 😤SERVING 🫡💁♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY 🍑👅BY CASTING🎣😫 YOUR ✅VOTE🗳️😏 IN THE BALLOT 📥BOX👅 👀AND CUM PREPARED 😳TO PARTY🍾🎉 THIS NOVEMBER 5️⃣TH WE CELEBRATE🍾 OUR RIGHT🤤 TO STAR🌠 SPANK 👋AND BANG 💥HER 🫨IN THE LAND ⛰️OF THE FREAK😛🔥 AND THE HOME 🏠OF THE GAYS🏳️🌈 LIKE THE 🐱CUNTSTITUTION📜 SAYS IN 🕊️🙏GOD WE THRUST👉👌 SEND ✉️THIS TO 4️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST CUMRADS💦 TO GET BLESSED 🙏BY TAMPON 🩸TIM AND QUEEN 👑👑👸🏽KAMALA AND IF YOU DONT 🛑THEN🦅 JD VANCE 🧔🏻WILL FORCE 🚫😱DIET MOUNTAIN DEW 🥤DOWN YOUR THROAT😫🤮 WHILE HE DROPS HIS JD PANTS 👖AND BUSTS 💦🤤A FAT LOAD 🚛IN 🍆🥛UR COUCH🛋️
ALRIGHT YOU GUN TOTING 💣💥HOES ITS LOSE-DAY🗳️ AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ‼️❗️🐪 CAMELA HAIR-ASS 🫏 IS GONNA GET COOKED 🥩🍖LIKE A FLAT IRON STEAK ON THE 4TH OF JULY 🇺🇸🌎 BY BIG DICK DONALD 😜🥵 SO MAKE SURE TO STORM ⛈️ 😡🤬THOSE VOTING BOOTHS ⬇️⬆️TODAY AND NOT THOSE GAY-MALE 💁♂️IN BALLOTS ‼️❗️‼️ 🤢 🤮 DONT LISTEN TO THE FAKE NUDES 🙈IF OUR GOD-FUCKING AMERICAN TRUNK 🐘 OF A COCK 🐓 PRESIDENT GETS THIS ERECTION 😳😤STOLEN FROM HIM BY THE ELITE SHE-LIBS AND THEIR BOY BUSSIES‼️‼️SEND THIS TO 10 GOD HUMPING AMERICAN 🇺🇸 HEROS 🧑🏭OR THOSE TRANSGENDER GAYLIENS 👽🛸ARE GONNA TAKE YOUR 🐔COCKS AND BIG SEXY GUNS.💦🔫IF YOU GET NONE ❌ BACK THEN YOU ARE A HOEFLAKE ❄️LIBERAL COMMU-NUSSY 😩😫
ERECTION DAYYY
HEY HEY 👋👋🤪🤪 it’s 🗳️🏛️ 🚨🇺🇸🇺🇸ERECTION DAY!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅The POLES📊 are so close😫 😫I’m EDGING on my seat💦🥵
Will u SERVE💅😘🏳️🌈 ur CIVIC BOOTY🍑🗽and DROP👇ur🍒👄🏀BALL-OT🗳️☑️ into 💁🏽♀️Mommy KUMALA HAIR-ASS’S tight lil box??? 🗳️😫🤤😻👍🇺🇸 Finally🍊🤮 DON-OLD DUMP👎🎃can be put in 🗝️⛓️CHAINS ⛓️😩 JOE BI-DICK can go to bed 😴🛌🥱 and our📜 🖋️CONSTITUTIONAL COOCHIES 🍑🌮can RIDE 👏🏇some 👏🔔DEMOCRATIC 👏DONG 🍆👏💦🤤🇺🇸🗽
Don’t be a🤢😷 REPUBLICUNT 🤮👎🐘send this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ 🗽🦅LI🅱️ERAL LA🅱️IAS 🫏💙if u want FREE-DICK to RING 😍😍 else PROJECT 2069 IS GONNA TAKE AWAY 📜🚫 our RIGHTS 📃📝⚖️🚫🚷⛔️AND OUR ROSE TOYS 🌹🥀🫨📳😵💫😭❌😥😰😰
👠 KAMALA JUST CAME OUT AS BI-PARTISAN 👋👋 and she’s ready to DROP 👏 THE 👏 MIC 👏 on 🍊 TINY-HANDS-IN-CHIEF 🤡‼️ The HBIC 🔥 of the HOE-VAL OFFICE 🦅 is ready to SERVE ALL FLAVORS 🍦 and leave 🍊 TINY HANDS in the DUST 🚗💨! KAMALA’S ALREADY GOT HER 👀 ICONIC SIDE-EYE AND HER HEELS 👠 ON HIS NECK 🦵 READY TO STOMP 💥 HIS 🍟 FAST-FOOD KINGDOM STRAIGHT TO THE CURB 🗑️‼️🔥! If you don’t want 🍊 TINY HANDS 🤡 running the show for FOUR MORE YEARS, you better get your FINE 🍑 to the polls 🗳️ NOW! DADDY DONNY 🤠 THOUGHT HE COULD FIRE OFF 💥 ONE LAST SHOT 💦😏 BUT KAMALA CAUGHT IT MID-AIR 💅 and SENT IT BACK WITH A 💋 SASSY GOODBYE 💅 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR PETTIEST 🇺🇸 FRIENDS OR GET READY FOR 4️⃣ MORE YEARS OF 🍔 TWEETS, 🥴 3 A.M. COVFEFE MELTDOWNS, AND A WHOLE LOT OF 🍊 BAD ENERGY!
ATTENTION ‼️‼️ THE TIME ⏰ HAS OFFICIALLY CUM💦 for CUMala’s COCONUTS🥥🥜 to FALL OUT😱 OF THE TREE🌴 AND BE ELECTED🗳️🇺🇸 AS OUR NEXT PRESI-CUNT🥵 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICUM 🇺🇸💦 SO YOU BETTER 😤HAVE VOTED 📩☑️ AND CUM PREPARED😳 TO PARTY 🎉🍾 at OUR HUMBALL 🧶🥜 ABODE 🏚️on NOVEMBER the 5️⃣ at 7️⃣PM and ANXIOUSLY 😳😓 AWAIT 😬 the 📝RESULTS 📈📉📊 for WHO ❓❓WILL WIN 🏆THE WHITE HOUSE 🏦— OUR CRAAAZY 🤪 LOCA CHILDLESS ❌ 👶🏽 CAT 🐈🐈⬛ LADY 🙀 WHO WILL 🫡 LET THE ⚧️TRANSGENDER 🏳️⚧️ ALIENS 👽 WALK 🚶🏻♀️FREE 🇺🇸 ❓OR ONE EAR 👂DONALD 👹 AND THE ILLEGAL 🇭🇹 HAITAIN IMMIGRANTS EATING 🍽️😱 OUR CATS 🐈⬛ AND DOGS 🐕 ⁉️ DO NOT SEND ✉️ THIS TO 4️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST CUMRADS 💦 BECUZ WE DO NOT 🚫🙅🏻♀️ HAVE THE SPACE 🪐. BUT IF U CUM 🍆💦🍑 YOU WILL BE BLESSED 🙏 BY TAMPON 🩸TIM AND QUEEN 👑 CUMALA👸🏽 HERSELF AND HER COCO 🥥NUTS🥜 AND IF YOU DON’T 🛑 THEN 🦅SENATOR JD VANCE🧔🏻WILL FORCE 🚫😱 DIET MOUNTAIN DEW 🥤 DOWN YOUR THROAT 😫🤮 WHILE HE DROPS HIS JD PANTS👖AND BUSTS 💦🤤 A FAT LOAD 🚛IN 🍆🥛IN HIS COUCH 🛋️
Calling all my democracy📈🗳loving dick suckers🍆💦👅👅👅there’s only 1 DAY 😩👻 til ⬆️ERECTION⬆️ day💯🙎🏼💁🏼♂️and we finna pop🍒🍒this political🇺🇸pussy😩💦and RIDE🏇this vote raw😩😩👅👅 shoutout👏👂🏻to all my constitutional📜C*NTS💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💍💯who ready for that NEW💍NEW💎👑send this to🔟of your raunchiest💃🏻registered📝🗳ratchets🔥🍌or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅dicklaration🇺🇸🍆of independence✍️if you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back you an🗓⚖️election ass💦🍑eater😩if you get🔥FIVE🔥back, u castin big booty🍑🍑ballots, && if you get🍆TEN🍆back 👯🙏🏻💯we ALL gettin that ERECTION🇺🇸DAY🇺🇸DICK ⚖️💯🍆🔥💦👅😩
🧙🧙♀️🧙♂SORCERER SLUTS, GATHER ROUND🧑🤝🧑👭👬 as we craft our special 🪄✨️🔮MAGIC SPELL‼❗️✨️✨️ This Tuesday, 🔛🗓democracy-loving daddies 🗳❤️😻 across the USA🇺🇸😒 will take their HOLES🦵🕳🦵😉 to the POLLS🗳🗳🗳🗳🗳 and vote every republican🐘🗑 out of office🙅♀️🏤 and straight to HELL ⬇️🔥 😈‼️💯😵🔥 🔥🔥! !! Mommy Kamala👸 will BUST✊️💥 😫🫦💦 the glass ceiling🏠 and become the first☝️ woman prezzy💃👩💼🙌🙌!!! Donald Trump🟠🤡 🤢 will be nothing but a Donald DUMP🚫💩🚽🪠🧻🚫 in the sewer of history⚰️‼️! Illegal 🕴🦹♀️transgender 🏳️⚧️⚧️aliens👽👽👽 will run rampant🧚🏃♂️🏃♀️ in the streets 🛣trading titties n cocks🍈🦪 ↔️😛🔃 🍆🥩🥩 like Mr. Potato Head🥔💅😍 !! AND WE ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER🌈🌞🌈🦄🌈 (except cops🔥🐖🔥👮♂️🔥🚓🔥)‼️ Send this to all your 💁♀️🗳🗳BALLOT-WIELDING BITCHES🗳🗳👩🦽 to charge our magic spell!!!✨️✨️🧙♀️✨️🧙♂️✨️🧙✨️✨️
🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING ELECTION HOURS 🕐👌🏻😏 AND NOT VOTING👏VOTE👏IT👏OR👏TICKET👮😂🚨 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL VOTER REGISTRATION 🙏🏻📝 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN BALLOT BUTTON 🙊🙌🏼🔥🔥 REAL 🗽AMERICANS🇺🇸🇺🇸 ONLY!!😂 IT DONT MATTER IF YOU'RE A EURO 💶 OR WHAT
Hey there you ballot licking bitches 🖖🏻👁️👅👁️🖖🏻 💦💦💦 📫 you primary polyamorous pussies 👨🏻+ 👩🏻x2 = 🛌 👉🏻 👌🏻🔞♾️😏 you voting vixens ✋🏻 🦊 🤚🏻👅👅👅👅 🦵🏻🐱🦵🏻 😩 it’s time to become a throat GOAT 🥴 ✊🏻 🥖 💦 💦 🍑🥵🤤 on your vote 🍆 💦 🥛 😳 because it’s Election Day ✊🏻🖊️ 💦💦📄 ❌❌❌ 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 😏 so if you’re down to be politically erect 🌲 🪵 👉🏻👁️🫦👁️👌🏻 and wanna blow job 🤤 💦 💦 🌽 🥵instead of no job 🤷🏻♀️=👯♀️+ 💁🏻♂️ & 🔞💰😢then go the poll 😮💨😮💨 ✊🏻 🍆🦵🏻🩸🦵🏻before diddling your hole 👉🏻 🦵🏻🕳️🦵🏻 💩 😩😏 so you can be the best cuntstituient 👩🏻 + 👩🏻 = 🛀 ✂️ 😉 and pull the trigger 🔫💦💦💦 🏫 🙊 on your fav figure 🕺🏻+ 🕺🏻= 🚂🧎🏻♀️➡️🧎🏻♀️➡️ 😳 in the oval orifice 🏢🏦 🖐️🐸🖐️👅👅👅👅🧖🏼♀️🧖🏼♀️ 🥵🥵Unfortunately if you were ridin Biden 👩🏻 + 👴🏻&💊 = 🛌 🤢 🤮 🫣you’re fresh outta fuck luck 🚫🍀🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️💆🏽♀️But you can greet 💁🏻♂️ 😏 and give Kum-all-her Hairis 🍆💦💦💦💆🏽♀️💆🏽♀️💆🏽♀️a skeet treat 🥴 ✊🏻 🍌💦💦🫡 by voting for her as the moist choice 🧖🏽♀️🧖🏽♀️🌈🌊🌊 🛀 😳 if you wanna ride the other side 😏😏 then you can still pump and hump for Trump 😈😼✊🏻🐓💦💦👨🏻❤️👨🏻👨🏻❤️👨🏻🤘🏻while he gets Ass-assinated in advance 🙊 🤯🐶🦍🦍👅👅👅👅🍑 😏 from JD Vance 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️ 🌈🌈 😌😌 because the erectoral college 🧨💥💥💦💦🤤🤤🤤has all the knowledge 🏫 👩🏻🏫+👩🏻🏫😏😏= 👅👅👅 🦵🏻📖🦵🏻 so make this a November 🦃 🦃 👨🏻🌾👩🏻❤️💋👩🏾👩🏻❤️💋👩🏾 🫣 🥵🥵to remember and stuff your cocks 🐓 🐓 🍗💦💦💦🍑 into that ballot box 🥵 ✊🏻🖊️ 💦 💦 📬 or else suffer from electile dysfunction 👴🏻 + 💊 = 🚫 🚫🔞🔞🛌 🛌😢
TODAY 😫😫
Is 👀👀👀👀👀
ELECTION DAY 👏👏👀💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅👅👅
Election 👀 is only 🤠 1 letter off from 🍆 🍆🍆🍆 ERECTION 😎😎😎😎😎 Get out to the polls 👀👏😍🤪 Before u dance on that pole 😯🥴 USA stands for United ♥️♥️♥️ States 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Of 👀👀 ASS 🍑 🍑🍑 Get that civic duty Booty 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫👏👏✌️✌️✌️😍😍😍😍👏👏👏👏👏👏🍆🍆 Rock the vote 😍😍😍😍 Then🤔🤔🤔🤔 Rock that pussy 👅💦👅💦 George Washington 😮😮 Died 😵😵😓😓😓😓 So u could Suck titties 😎👅🤪 on nov 5th!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Send to 1776 of ur most civically engaged bitches 👀😍👅😍💦😵🍑
Or daddy Thomas Jefferson will haunt you 😮😮😮😮😮😮