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Itโ€™s ๐Ÿ—ณ ERECTION ๐Ÿ† Day!

    ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Calling all ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป DEMOCRACY-LOVING๐Ÿ“ˆDICK SUCKERS! ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…Today is ERECTION DAY ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ so itโ€™s time to fulfillโœ… our CUNTstitutional right to ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธvote ๐Ÿ—ณ๐Ÿ—ณfor our smartest ๐Ÿค“ & ๐Ÿ‘… SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿ˜ˆ poliTITcians!๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘‘ Whether youโ€™re a RepubliCUNT ๐Ÿ˜ or DICKocrat๐Ÿด, the HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ topics of this years ๐Ÿ—“ERECTIONS๐ŸŒฝ include how ๐Ÿ˜› to sTiMuLaTe ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ the economy, ๐Ÿ’‰ impHOES ๐Ÿ˜‚ taxes on the rich, ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ andโžก๏ธ pASS ๐Ÿฉบ๐ŸฅผMeDICKare ๐Ÿ‘… for All! ๐Ÿฅ So FILLโœ’๏ธ in โœ๏ธthose HOLES ๐Ÿ•ณ then run ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ dat ๐Ÿ˜ฎ American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธAss ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ on home ๐Ÿกto get your ๐Ÿฑballot box๐Ÿฑ STUFFED๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ by Daddy all night long๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ˜Send this to๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your raunchiest๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป registered ๐Ÿ“ratchets ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒor say BOY๐Ÿ‘‹BYE to the๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…dicklaration๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ†of independence!โœ๏ธIf you get๐Ÿ‘†๐ŸปZERO๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿปback you an๐Ÿ—“โš–๏ธelection ass๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘eater๐Ÿ˜ฉ if you get ๐Ÿ”ฅFIVE๐Ÿ”ฅ back, u castin big booty๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ballots, && if you get๐Ÿ†TEN๐Ÿ†back or more, youโ€™ll be ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿช†PUTIN office ๐Ÿ›next year ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Calling all my democracy๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ—ณloving dick suckers๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…thereโ€™s only 1 DAY ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ป til โฌ†๏ธERECTIONโฌ†๏ธ day๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ™‚๏ธand we finna pop๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’this political๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธpussy๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆand RIDE๐Ÿ‡this vote raw๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… shoutout๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿปto all my constitutional๐Ÿ“œC*NTS๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฏwho ready for that NEW๐Ÿ’NEW๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘‘send this to๐Ÿ”Ÿof your raunchiest๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿปregistered๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ—ณratchets๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒor say BOY๐Ÿ‘‹BYE to the๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…dicklaration๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ†of independenceโœ๏ธif you get๐Ÿ‘†๐ŸปZERO๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿปback you an๐Ÿ—“โš–๏ธelection ass๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘eater๐Ÿ˜ฉif you get๐Ÿ”ฅFIVE๐Ÿ”ฅback, u castin big booty๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ballots, && if you get๐Ÿ†TEN๐Ÿ†back ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏwe ALL gettin that ERECTION๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธDAY๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธDICK โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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    Is ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
    
    ELECTION DAY ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
    
    Election ๐Ÿ‘€ is only ๐Ÿค  1 letter off from ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† ERECTION ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž Get out to the polls ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช Before u dance on that pole ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿฅด USA stands for United โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ States ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Of ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ ASS ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Get that civic duty Booty ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Rock the vote ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Then๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” Rock that pussy ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ George Washington ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Died ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“ So u could Suck titties ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿคช on nov 5th!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
    
    Send to 1776 of ur most civically engaged bitches ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ‘
    
    Or daddy Thomas Jefferson will haunt you ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ