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Is Jacking Off A Sport?

    Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf, which is the boringest fucking sport in the world, a goddamn sport, if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf, my nigga? All you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club, "Oh my God man, that’s a long-ass birdie man. Nice birdie, nice putt man! 250 yar-" get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck, it makes niggas fall asleep.
    Fishing on the other hand, what the fuck are you really doing athletically, my nigga, in fishing? All that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat. Usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill, or up in they're mouth. They're just sitting up in a goddamn boat, you know what I'm saying? Throwing a goddamn rod. It could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod. It could be a worm, it could be a caterpillar, it could be a centipede, it could be a dead-ass butterfly, it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird, it could be anything, you know what I'm saying? "Oh my God, we caught a big-ass salmon! Reel that fat bitch in! Yeah!" Motherfucker what are you doing athletically? How the fuck is that working up a sweat, my nigga? What, you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in? Nigga, that’s not a sport, dawg.
    Well, fuck it. You know what? It is a sport, fuck it. You guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport? Jacking off is a fucking sport to me. Jacking off and beating your motherfucking dick to porn is a sport. There's two damn things that you have to do:
    A: You build up a sweat. I don't give a fuck, nigga, if you are building up a sweat goddammit, that shit is considered a sport. You're building up a sweat.
    B: And the most important part of that shit is that your hand is getting a workout. Nigga you're building up arm strength and you are building up your hand strength.
    I don't know about you, nigga, but when I'm beating my shit, nigga, my fucking hand muscles get fucking tight, you know what I'm saying? And that shit wears the fuck out of my entire left arm. I used to be able to do it with my right hand, can't do that shit so now I do it with my left hand.
    Do you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? Nigga, in my opinion I believe it is. I know that some of you little trolling-ass, faggot bitches are gonna say, "Aw man, hahahaha! You must not get no pussy, motherfucker, if you jack off!" Motherfucker lets be real, okay? Everybody has jacked off once in their goddamn life. If you're gonna sit back and come on my goddamn post and troll my shit saying that, "Oh nigga, I never jacked off once in my life." Bitch, stop lying. Everybody does that shit, okay? So please miss me with that bullshit nigga, and go preach that shit to someone who's actually going to listen to you, okay? Number two: "Oh my God, this post was stupid it was pointless." Couldn't have been that stupid bitch, you still clicked on it! All the motherfuckers that are reading this post saw the title of the post before they clicked on the post. So it couldn't have been that stupid if you still proceeded to click on the motherfucker.
    So… Jacking off… The shit's a sport. Fuck it.