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I’m so tired of xiangling…

    Xiangling copypasta from Genshin

    The Xiangling meme that started from a Zy0x livestream by chatters while farming in the Emblem domain. Its the biggest Genshin/gacha copypasta due to its popularity outside of its community.

    Xiangling was meme-d hard as she’s one of the strongest characters in game while being only a 4-star rarity character and new characters are often compared to her power level. The copypasta is also known as OPPA by fans.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play diluc. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play yoimiya. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu tao. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play raiden, childe. They both want xiangling.
    
    She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa."
    
    I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world

    Xiangling x Honkai Star Rail

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play Blade. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Seele. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Jingliu. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Himeko. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play Herta, Argenti. They both want xiangling.
    
    She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her seriousness of breakfast. She isn't satisfied. I pull night on the milky way. "I don't need this much atk" She tells me. "Give me more speed." She grabs Asta and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with before dawn."
    
    I can't pull for before dawn, I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, constant aoe fire follow up attacks. What a cruel world.
    

    Xiangling Brainrot copypasta

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Emblem of Severed Fate. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Vaporize. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Overload. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I don't even try to talk about Mono-Pyro. I want to talk about The Catch. Someone will pull out the Xiangling copypasta. I want to talk about Pyronado, Guoba - someone will pull out the Xiangling coypasta. It grabs me by the throat. Someone says something about Xiangling. "Guess this is the end." It grabs my keyboard. It posts: *I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I don't even try to play Dehya. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.* There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, rambling about Xiangling. What a cruel world. 
    i try to play abyss. BOOM. xiangling. i get out of my chair to go to the fridge. BOOM. xiangling. i go play star rail. BOOM. xiangling.
    Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her. The Pyronado will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing Pyro DMG to all opponents in its path. 
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