Written by u/Sylv-012, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Springfield from Girls’ Frontline 2.
I'm so tired of Springfield. I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Springfield. I try to play Colphne. My Springfield gives more healing. I try to play Sabrina. My Springfield gives more damage. I try to play Zhaohui. My Springfield gives more damage. I want to play Florence. Her best team has Springfield. I want to play Nikketa, Tololo - they both want Springfield. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I pull for her. I give her the Arcana. She isn't satisfied. I pull Samosek. "I don't need this much damage" She tells me. "Give me HP%." She grabs Florence's bear and forces it to throw itself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can sustain everything with Radiance." I can't pull Radiance, I don't have enough CP. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She has a gentle smile on her face. She says "Omataseshimashta!" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, Confectance index buffs all over my allies. What a cruel world.