Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Orchis from Shadowverse. Created by u/lzy333 for the Shadowverse sub on Reddit.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Orchis. I try to play Kuon. Their Orchis deals more damage. I try to play Cerberus. Their Orchis deals more damage. I try to play Albert. Their Orchis blocks his damage. I want to play Artifact portal. Their best deck has Orchis. I want to play any portal deck. They all want Orchis.
She grabs me by the throat. I made her premium. I use my extra pp for her. I super-evolve her. She isn't satisfied. I summon Ralmia. "I don't need this much artifacts" She tells me. "Give me more puppets." She grabs Noah and forces him to add 3 copies of Puppet to my hand. "You just need to add puppets. I can deal more damage with puppets."
I can't get more puppet cards, I don't have card draw. She grabs my Eudie. Eudie declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Lloyd. She says "Lloyd, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure Bane. What a cruel world