Created by u/SecretSpectre11, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lord of the Abyss from Bloons TD 6.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lord of the Abyss. I try to play Glaive Lord. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I try to play Spectre. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I try to play Apache Dartship. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I want to play Permaspike. Its best team has Lord of the Abyss. I want to play Carrier Flagship, Bloon Exclusion Zone - they both want Lord of the Abyss. He grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I save up for him. I give him alch buff. He isn't satisfied. I pull overclock. "I don't need this much attack speed" he tells me. "Give me a better position." He grabs Relentless Glue and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to get 9 of the other mermonkeys. I can get more range with echosense network." I can't get 9 other echosense networks, I don't have enough cash. He grabs my IMF Loan. It's CHIMPS. "Guess this is the end." He grabs the trident. He says "trident, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, 50 damage 80 pierce attacks every 1.5 seconds. What a cruel world.