Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Nina Williams from the Tekken series specifically Tekken 8.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Nina Williams. I try to play Azucena. Nina Williams does more damage. I try to play Steve. Nina Williams deals more damage. I try to play Reina, Nina Williams deals more damage. I want to play Lidia and Devil Jin. They both wish they had Nina Williams' frame data.
She grabs me by the throat. I can't duck her strings. I can't break the throws. I give her my hard earned ranked points. She isn't satisfied. She demotes me to bushin again. "I don't need this rank much" She tells me. "Give me more safe moves." She grabs Jack8 and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to sidestep blonde bomb more." She says as i get clipped by blonde bomb again.
I can't climb with Leo, I don't have enough patience to duck five hours of gun shots. She grabs my arm again. All my grey health is gone. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Anna. She says "Anna, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, S tier char application. What a cruel world.