Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Naoto from Blazblue.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Naoto. I try to play Tsubaki. My Naoto deals more damage. I try to play Ragna. My Naoto deals more damage. I try to play Susano'o. My Naoto deals more damage. I try not to play Naoto. I want to play Jin. His DP is worse than Naoto's. I want to play Es, Jubei. Naoto has better frame data. He grabs me by the throat. I pressure for him. I rollcatch for him. I give him 100 meter. He isn't satisfied. I DP RC. "I don't need this many plus frames." he tells me. "Give me more meter." He forces me to enRekka in neutral. "You just need to read them more. I can Fatal if you read their option." I can't hit the fatal unless I slop in neutral. He grabs my AliExpress leverless. It snaps in half. "Guess this is the end." He whiffs super. He says "I enDP immediately." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, free, relentless active frames. What a cruel world.