Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lynn from MapleStory.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lynn. I try to play Bishop. My Lynn deals more damage. I try to play BaM. My Lynn deals more damage. I try to play anything. My Lynn deals more damage. I want to play any class. Their best team has Lynn. I want to play dpm or burst. They both want Lynn. I look at tier lists, Lynn is number 1.
She grabs me by the throat. I do alchemy for her. I do smithing for her. I give her the pitcheds. She isn't satisfied. I farm genesis weapons. "I don't need this much bd" She tells me. "Give me more frags." She grabs bird and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with destiny."
I can't quest for destiny, I don't have enough frags. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs bear. She says "Bear, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 1m awakening application dpm. What a cruel world.