Its the Xiangling copypasta from Genshin Impact but changed to Faker a professional LoL player for T1.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Faker. I try to support Chovy. Faker wins worlds. I try to support Shanks. Faker wins worlds. I try to support BDD. Faker wins worlds. I want to support Poby. His best team has Faker. I want to support Guma, Keria. They both want Faker.
He grabs me by the throat. I root for him. I cheee for him. I give him the stream donation. He isn't satisfied. I buy his HOL skin. "I don't need this many skins" He tells me. "Give me more Worlds tournaments." He grabs Oner and forces him to play Mundo first time in a Game 5. "I think we have to pick Mundo, there are no hard counters for it."
I can't buy their Worlds Skins, I don't have enough Riot Points. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He picks Azir. He says "Azir! Get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, shurima shuffle. What a cruel world.