Its the Xiangling ocpypasta but changed to druid from Hearthstone.
I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of druid. I try to play rogue. My druid deals more damage. I try to play priest. My druid deals more damage. I try to play demon hunter. My druid deals more damage. I want to play warrior. His best deck has druid cards. I want to play reno, dragon decks. They both want druid.
He grabs me by the throat. I suffer on ladder for him. I disenchant cards for him. I give him the meta cards. He isn’t satisfied. I open Chia Drake from a pack. “I don’t need this much spell damage” he tells me. “Give me more burst damage.” He grabs zilliax deluxe 3000 and forces him to throw himself off enemies. “You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with owlonius.”
I can’t pull for mistah vistah, I don’t have enough gold. He grabs my credit card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” He grabs reno. He says “reno, get them.” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, board clears. What a cruel world.