Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Blood Blade Karin (BBK) from Epic Seven.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of BBK. I try to play Jenua. My BBK deals more damage. I try to play Vildred. My BBK deals more damage. I try to play Spez. My BBK deals more damage. I want to play Ran. His best team has BBK. I want to play Cleave, Standard. They both want BBK.
She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I roll gear for her. I give her Destruction. She isn't satisfied. I pull Shepherd. "I don't need this much evasion" She tells me. "Give me eff res." She grabs Ran and forces him to throw himself at enemies. "You just need to summon more. I can deal more damage now with Hostess."
I can't pull for Hostess. I don't have enough bookmarks. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "A crack." She grabs her sword. She says "This blade desires blood." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure double immortality no defense penetration reliant attack scaling damage. What a cruel world.