Based on the original Xiangling copypasta from Genshin Impact.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Hanabi. I try to play tank. Our hanabi receives more damage. I try to play support. Our hanabi keeps on dying. I try to play core. Our hanabi keeps on diving. I want to play Marksman. The enemy team has hanabi. I want to play mage, exp. My allies all want to use hanabi.
She grabs me by the throat. I tank for her. I gank for her. I give her the gold grab. She isn't satisfied. I use the flask of the oasis. "I don't need this much shield i already have aegis and rose gold" she tells me. "Give me more sets." She grabs Tigriel and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to feed me more. I can deal more damage in late game."
I can't set for her anymore, I don't have enough HP. She baits the enemy to my location. I die. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Higanbana. She says "Forbidden Jutsu: Higanbana" There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, physical basic atk and petal barage. What a cruel world.