im not even going to mark this with a joke. i'm not even going to sugarcoat it. im not going to downplay my actions by saying "smash" or "would". i would fuck that thing. i dont care what anyone says. call me a degenerate all you want. i dont care. im fucking that thing. you cannot detour me. i would have them wring every last droplet out of my body. they would be covered, inside and out. i would not stop until they are leaking from each hole. i dont just mean your basic holes, such as the ass or mouth. no. im talking about every possible opening on their entire body. ears, nose, hell, i'd be willing to do the fucking bellybutton. the point is, i would use them. i would break them. we will exchange fluids. we will become one.