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I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured

    Ahlaundoh and bipolar guild copypasta from classic WoW

    Its the Ahlaundoh / Bipolar copypasta from classic WoW where players accuse the guild “bipolar” of always letting Ahlaundoh parse earning him the #1 DPS spot. Essentially the entire guild does what they can to help him reach top parses.

    I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.
    
    Tl;dr: Ahlaundoh is carried phase after phase to the #1 spot by warriors like Eljay who can apply 5 sunders to the Skeram clones before Skeram even splits.
    
    Edit: Prowz cool tho
    I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.