Greetings and salutations,
Despite my lack of experience, I am incredibly horny (some may say a sexual deviant). Every day I have vivid lucid dreams of doggystyle, pussy eating, edging, pegging, ruined orgasms, blindfolded blowjobs, nipple play, facials, squirting, and much much more. To quote the late great Martin Luther King Jr, "I have a dream" and that dream is to finally lose my coveted virginity. There isn't much to know about me, I am a fairly simple man. Apart from reading the works of Dostoevsky and Tolstoy, I am infatuated with the pussy. The pussy is all that I can think of. To me pussy is much more than the female anatomy, it's a religious doctrine. The Mohammedan or Jesuit may pray to their holy Gods but I worship the pussy. Some may say there is such a life without which you desire, my rebuttal is as follows, what life? What life is there on this God-forsaken planet without indulging in the delicacy of pussy? What life must a man live without consuming the art of lust? It is a cardinal sin for thou to suppress its animalistic urges. For what will it take for me to get pussy? Siddhārtha Gautama sat under the bodhi tree for 49 days for him to become the Buddha, will my deprivation of pussy be responsible for my ascension to enlightenment? I hath become a mad man. The wonders of modern medicine can't save me but the flesh of a woman will. My face is buried in my palms. Tears wept as I am subjugated to the horrors of humanity. My hunger for the joyous pussy is immeasurable. I need to be fed. Please take me out of my misery.
